E
Well my Old John deer finally broke down
B
Used it everyday drove it into the ground
F#m
so i went to get a new one way uptown
Am
but I was out of luck cause they were all out
E
so i found a used tractor on craigs list
B
there was no picture but i couldnt resist 
F#m                                            Am             
seemed like a good deal but now i regret it if you wanna know why go take a look at it



E
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
B
go take a peek its out in the pasture 
C#m                                       A2
People make fun but it dont matter drives real loud so you cant hear the laughter
E
makes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner
B
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
C#m
when i think about i just get madder
A2
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

E
just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
B
my daddy came by Sunday after church
F#m
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks
Am
and if people make fun hit 'em with your purse


E
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor
B
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
C#m
sure all the family will want to take a gander
A2
so I'm gonna show em your pretty pink tractor
A2
tella tubby cover on the seat
A2
it's like a redneck sesame street

whoa yeah!

E
Plays real soft when you turn on the corner
B
barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
C#m
when i think about it I just get madder
A2                                                    E
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor       
E                B
think I'll go to town
    C#m                                         A2
and trade it in for green or brown
A2
who want's my pretty pink tractor?