E
Well my old john deer finally broke down
B
Used it every day drove it into the ground
     F#m
So I went to get a new one way up town
    A                        B
And I was out of luck, cause they were all out
     E
So I found a used tractor on craigs list
B
There was no picture but I couldnt resist 
          F#m
It seemed like a good deal but now I regret it
       A                 B
If you wanna know why go take a look at it

E
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
B
Go take a peek its out in the pasture
F#m
people make fun but it don't matter 
A                       B
drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
E
plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
B
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
F#m
When I think about it I just get madder 
A
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

E
Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
   B
My daddy came by Sunday after church
        F#m
He said son don't you listen to them big mouth jerks
   A               B        
If people make fun hit em with your purse and

E
Take em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor
B
Can I get a picture
                           F#m
I wanna show my pastor I'm sure all the family would wanna take a gander
A                        B
So im gonna show em your pretty pink tractor

(after the chorus there is a guitar who plays)

E-5-5-5-5-3s-5-E
B-5-5-5-5-3s-5-B
G--------------G
D--------------D
A--------------A
E--------------E
E                 B
Tally tubby cover on the seat 
F#m             A
Like a red-neck sesame street
B 
oh yeah!


Gotta watch out when you buy on line
don't turn out good all the time
why yall gotta make fun that way
it plows it up eight bells of hay
give me a minute while i put this dip in
hit with a purse and you be trippin
snap shot cheap shot take a look
post it all up on yo facebook
every body hatin on my new ride
cows and chicken dog and pig
jump on my tractor let it flow
gotchya trippin on a double rainbow
I fire it up I hear yall laughin
makin it rain I'm a red-neck rapping
pepto bismal fashion pink
I know yall really wanna be me!

E
Plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
B
Barbie would drive it, if she was a farmer
F#m
When I think about it

I just get madder 
A                  B
I got stuck with a pretty pink tracter

who yeah yeah
E                       B
I need to go to town 
                      F#m             A
And trade it in for a green or brown
             B
Who wants my pretty pink tractor