Nobody has made a dang tab.. So here! :D

The entire song itself is simple.
It only consists of three simple chords.
Those chords are:

Em (x22000)
G (320003) but I play (320033)
B (223332)

Standard Tuning (EADGBE) NO CAPO


EXAMPLE::

(No guitar on intro)
Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

(Em)         (G)
You can not afford, 'ford
                  (B)
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
(Em)
Even if you could, could

I have a patent!

(Em)         (G)
No one else can make a sword
                 (B)
Exactly in this manner, manner
(Em)
Welcome to my manor, manor
(Stop after "I")
I ca ca ca canna canna

(Em)                    (G)
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
                 (B)
Whenever I get bored, bored
(Em)
I can swing my sword, sword

I can swing my sword, sword!


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It continues as described above for the entire song. It's fairly simple:) I like to use 
palm muting through the song, but that's my style.



I hope this was helpful in some way. :)