You're going to do it his way baby.  and he's lazy, so you're not going to even tune it 
right.  you're gonna shove a capo on there, which is going to throw you off when you get 
to the solo. I forgive you in advance. Lets do it, giggidy

e|--------%-------------$@
B|----------------------$@#)
G|--------$-------------$@
D|-----0-5#*!       **--$@ shut up!
A|----------------------$@)
E|-3/5------------------$@!*

Tuning: E A D G B E       (