G                                B 
 THING`S WHERE LOOKIND GLOOMY AND GLENDA SHE WAS SAD
C                       G     D     G
 KEVIN HAD BEEN OUT WITH CAROL SANDS POOR GLENDA SHE THOUGHT SURELY
B                        C          D
 IT CAN`T BE THAT BAD; IF I HAD A BA BY


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G     D      E      B        E    B     D
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G                              B
 GLENDA THAN WENT ROUND TO; THE DOCTORS THE NEXT DAY
C                      G              D    G
 YOU CAN`T HAVE A BABY; THAT`S WHAT HE SAID GLENDA DID NOT GIVE UP; SHE
B                        C                          D 
 GOT THIS BOOK TO READ ON HOW TO HAVE A TEST-TUBE BA BY



G     D      E      B        E    B     D
 VICTO RY; IF GLENDA SHE; HAD A BA BY OE WIE
G     D      E      B        E    B     D
 VICTO RY; IF GLENDA SHE; HAD A BA BY OE WIE
G     D      E      B        E    B     D
 VICTO RY; IF GLENDA SHE; HAD A BA BY OE WIE