Capo 4



Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#

Bm          Em 
My heart is paralyzed
A           D
My head was oversized
G             Em               F#
I'll take the high road like I should
Bm            Em 
You said it's meant to be
A             D
That it's not you, it's me
G              Em             F#
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

         G
She went down in an airplane
D
Fried getting suntan
A                Bm            A
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G                       D           C#          F#   
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          G
She met a shark underwater
D
Fell and no one caught her
A          Bm                A
I returned everything I ever bought her
G                        D      F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                   
And ways to say you died

Bm         Em 
A          D
G          Em            F#

Bm             Ebm   
My pride still feels the sting
A           D
You were my everything
G            Em               F#
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like your's)
Bm               Em
She'll think I'm Superman
A         D
Not super minivan
G             Em              F#
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

        G
She was caught in a mudslide
D
Eaten by a lion
A                 Bm            A
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G                       D           C#        F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          G
She dried up in the desert
D
Drowned in a hot tub
A                     Bm        A
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
G                        D      F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

Bm         Em 
A#          D#
G          Em            F#          F

  A
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
  G
I wanna be the one your dying to
A      G         
Love...but you don't want to

F#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
F#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

         G
She went down in an airplane
D
Fried getting suntan
A                Bm            A
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G                       D           C#          F#   
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          G
She met a shark underwater
D
Fell and no one caught her
A          Bm                A
I returned everything I ever bought her
G                        D      F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
        G
She was caught in a mudslide
D
Eaten by a lion
A                 Bm            A
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G                       D           C#        F#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          G
She dried up in the desert
D
Drowned in a hot tub
A                     Bm        A
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
G                        D      F#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
       
And ways to say you died

F#     D      A
G      D      A