Great fun tune by Train. big shout out to Todd Downing who's video i watched to 
tab this out. make sure you go check him out because he's an excellent youtube 
guitarist and teacher! i'll link the video so for those who need a visual tutorial can have one :)

Name: 50 Ways To Say Goodbye
Artist: Train
Tabbed by: Bobaccus524
Chords and Strumming Pattern by: Todd Downing

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWXMqyrq1s&feature=g-wl

Strumming Pattern
Intro/Verse: D Fan*U UDU    
Chrous: D DU UDU

*spread fingers strum down the strings. Watch Video for tutorial

CAPO 6

Intro: Am7 Dm G C F Dm (E x2)

Verse 1
Am7          Dm
My heart was paralyzed
G           C
My head was over-sized
F             Dm             E
I'll take the high road like I should
Am7        Dm
You said, "It's meant to be.
G         C
That it's not you it's me."
F              Dm             E
You're leaving now for my own good
E (strum once)
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

Chorus
          F
She went down in an airplane
C  
Fried getting sun tanned
G                Am7        G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                 C           E
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark under water
C
Fell and no one caught her
G          Am7               G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                 C
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
E                   Am7
And ways to say you died

Dm G C F Dm E

Verse 2
Am7            Dm
My pride still feels the sting
G           C
You were my everything
F            Dm          E
Someday I'll find a love likes yours
Am7              Dm
She'll think I'm Superman
G         C
Not Super Minivan
F             Dm           E
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
E (Strum once)
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

Chorus
F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                 Am7           G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                 C              E
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in the hot tub
G                     Am7       G
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
F                 C              
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
E
And ways to say you died


Am7 Dm G C F Dm E F


Bridge
G
I want to live a thousand lives with you
F                                    G
I want to be the one you're dying to love
              F
But you don't want to
E (Strum once)
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
E (Strum once)
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

Final Chorus
          F
She went down in an airplane
C  
Fried getting sun tanned
G                Am7        G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                 C           E
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark under water
C
Fell and no one caught her
G          Am7               G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                 C
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                 Am7           G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                 C              E
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in the hot tub
G                     Am7       G
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
F                 C              
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
E                       F C G
And ways to say you died

Outro
F C G