for this to be in the right key you have to put the capo all the way up to the 
10th fret, so im sure i didnt do this right but you get the idea.
:^D

C      G
I once had a girlfriend
Am           Em
But then one day she dumped me
F                   G                   C
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
F               G
I don't want to talk about her
F               G
Someone always asks about her
F               G                   C
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead
C           G         Am           Em
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
F                        G            C
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head
F               G
I don't want to talk about her
F               G
But someone always asks about her
F               G   C
So I tell them all: she's dead
C               G
I guess there's a part of me
Am         Em
That lacks sympathy
F                      G
Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them
C
How she passed away
F               G
I don't want to talk about her
F                  G
But someone always asks about her
F              G        C
So I tell them all shes dead
Am                         F
My girlfriend's dead , you see
G                C
It's a total lie but it's easier on me
F              G                            C
Than having to admit that she likes someone else
Am                         F
My girlfriend's dead , you know
G                C
Please change the subject, I'm going to go
F              G                            C
Jump off a building and join her in heaven
F               G
I don't want to talk about her
F               G
But someone always asks about her
F               G   C
So I tell them all: she's dead
C      G
I once had a girlfriend
Am           Em
But then one day she dumped me
F                   G                   C
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
F               G
I don't want to talk about her
F               G
Someone always asks about her
F               G                   C
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead