By Christopher McWhirter

Dirty Rotten Filthy $tinking Rich

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Italian cars as long as my street
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I'm gonna wear exotic animals
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On my feet
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Pretty rocks on my fingers
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Pretty bells on my toes
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Lots of caviar for my mouth
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Maybe I'll even pierce my nose

BRIDGE
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Give me, give me just half a chance
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to lead you in this corporate dance