This is a tab based off of his performance at a bar called the Gold Dollar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= iqUGp7qdGM The song begins at 3:25 CHORDS: (G) (D) (C) (Em) (F# note) 3 2 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 2 0 3 2 0 3 0 0 0 2 VERSE 1: (G D G) To Love And Cherish were the words she said (G D G) Til I found some guy's fuck lube in our bed (C G D G) Well there was a party going on and I started a fight (C D G) I lost my love I got my ass kicked that night VERSE 2: (G D G) A broken nose and fractured head (G D G) I left my wedding ring laying right in the hospital bed (C G D G) And when I looked into the mirror I looked just like Leon Spinks (G D G) Oh, sometimes you need a drink CHORUS: (C G) All that happened last September (C G) The lesson I learned, I don't remember (C D G (F#) Em) It had something to do with growing up and how life's so fucking unfair (C D G) Oh who fucking cares VERSE 3: (G D G) She tattooed my name right on her ass (G D G) And I thought I'd found true love at last (C G D G) Well I'll never say I do again unless it's to a Heineken (G D G) I'll never say I do again VERSE 4: (G D G) Well years went by and I wish her no wrong (G D G) At least she supplied the words to this song (C G D G) And I hope her and her new boyfriend are really having a blast (G D G) And every time he fucks her he sees my name on her ass CHORUS: (C G) All that happened last September (C G) The lesson I learned, I don't remember (C D G F# Em) It had something to do with growing up and how life's so fucking unfair (C D G) Oh who fucking cares (C D G) Oh who fucking cares (C D G) Oh who fucking cares