Intro: B C B C F# G C (x 2) B C B C Grapefruit, a bathin' suit F# G C Chew a little juicy fruit, wash away the night B C B C Drive-in, you guzzle gin F# G C Commit a little mortal sin, it's good for the soul Chorus: Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 C6 And oh it gets so damn lonely Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 when you're on a plane alone Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 C6 And if I had the money, honey, I'd strap you in beside me D7 G7 And never ever leave you, leave you at home all along and cryin' B C B C Ten speed, no need F# G C My pickup gets me where I please, chuggin' down the street B C B C But I'll be leavin', In a little while F# G C So close your eyes and I'll, I'll be back real soon Chorus: (1st 2 lines are intstrumental) Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 C6 Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 (Ladies choice! Everybody dance... here we go!) Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 C6 And if I had the money honey I'd strap you in beside me (in a strapless!) D7 G7(single strum) And never ever leave you, leave you at home all along and cryin' B C B C Grapefruit, a bathin' suit F# G C Chew a little juicy fruit, wash away the night F# G Yeah, you chew a little Juicy Fruit C G C It's good for your soul