Capo 6 Am F Did I strangle you with my love? Am F Think I saw it wrapped around your throat Am F The last time I saw you, you looked so pale Am F And white just like a ghost Am F It was fine for about 5 little minutes Am F And then you cleared your throat Am F My eyes swelled up, I curled my toes Am F And you said I almost choked F G Am And you said I almost choked Am F But honey why did you go C F Behind the bunhouse? G F C F Didn't you know how much I had to give? Am F You knocked me over the head C F With a rolling pin G F G And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs Am F The penny dropped even before I clocked Am F Just where your hands had been Am F It's like you'd done your hair for somebody else Am F Scared that you might have been seen Am F I slipped down a flight of stairs Am F And my face must have looked so long Am F Cos even the tosser with the saxophone Am F Was asking me what's wrong F G Am He said "buddy, what is wrong?" Am F But honey why did you go C F Behind the bunhouse? G F C F Didn't you know how much I had to give? Am F You knocked me over the head C F With a rolling pin G F G And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs Am F Please won't you spare me the details Am F Before I get up and I go Am F Who was it that stabbed me in the back Am F Or do you think I ought not to know? Am F You see the way I was before we met Am F I was curled up in a shell Am F And if I'm not counting planes up in the sky Am F Then I'm falling down a well F G Am I'm at the bottom of a well Am F But honey why did you go C F Behind the bunhouse? G F C F Didn't you know how much I had to give? Am F You knocked me over the head C F With a rolling pin G F G And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs