Awesomeness.  Up a half step.  Or maybe my guitar's flat.  :/

C (x32010@1)                      A7You (x02020@1)know I love to make a connection, 
   Dm (xx0231@1)                  GI (320003@1)love to conspire and steal.
         C (x32010@1)                       A7And (x02020@1)you know I love to write good rock songs, honey
 Dm (xx0231@1)                GThat's (320003@1)all good and real.
        C (x32010@1)         A7I (x02020@1)was born, and I cried,
    Dm (xx0231@1)          Abm (133111@4)       G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)lived the dirty life and I died on fire,
         A7And (x02020@1)so slow,
    Dm (xx0231@1)                 GBut (320003@1)I could get used to this.

C (x32010@1)                   A7I (x02020@1)used to be friends with rich kids,
    Dm (xx0231@1)                      GBut (320003@1)all they talked about was me,
             C (x32010@1)                       A7'Cause (x02020@1)I was looking for a date on the corner,
       Dm (xx0231@1)                    GLike (320003@1)a foghorn shouting in the breeze.
          C (x32010@1)        A7And (x02020@1)I'll bake on a cloud,
      Dm (xx0231@1)            Abm (133111@4)           G (320003@1)  F (133211@1) CI'll (x32010@1)spare the very strength to look down, in case
          A7You're (x02020@1)in tow,
    Dm (xx0231@1)                 GBut (320003@1)I could get used to this.

C (x32010@1)                   A7I (x02020@1)finally grew a leg in Thailand,
  Dm (xx0231@1)                GMarauding (320003@1)on a typhus flu,
              C (x32010@1)                     A7'Cause (x02020@1)I was stirring up a phase in Nashville,
           Dm (xx0231@1)                           GWhere (320003@1)the plots don't care 'bout what you do.
        C (x32010@1)         A7I (x02020@1)was born, and I cried,
    Dm (xx0231@1)          Abm (133111@4)       G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)lived the dirty life and I died on fire,
         A7And (x02020@1)so slow,
    Dm (xx0231@1)                 GBut (320003@1)I could get used to this.

C (x32010@1)                   EmDog (022000@1)faced flies would kill to survive,
 F (133211@1)              CHydrogen (x32010@1)tigers, too.
  C (x32010@1)                         EmWhen (022000@1)you're in doubt, simply even it out,
     F (133211@1)                      GNow (320003@1)what does that say about you?

C (x32010@1)              A7I (x02020@1)was lying by a sunny window,
  Dm (xx0231@1)               GFawning (320003@1)on a stormy sea.
        C (x32010@1)                     A7I (x02020@1)was calling you to find some codeines,
        Dm (xx0231@1)                   GHere's (320003@1)hoping you know what I mean.
        C (x32010@1)         A7I (x02020@1)was born, and I cried,
    Dm (xx0231@1)          Abm (133111@4)       G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)lived the dirty life and I died on fire,
         A7And (x02020@1)so slow,
    Dm (xx0231@1)                 GBut (320003@1)I could get used to this.



Lovely.