I searched and searched and no how-to's or tabs for this song, so out of trial and 
error here is the best i can do for you. if you have better chords i would be more 
than happy to see them.

intro: C F x4

C (x32010@1)                     Fwell (133211@1)I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
     C (x32010@1)                        Fso (133211@1)I drink 'em all away. That's me!
    G (320003@1)                 F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)           F (133211@1) 
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
    G (320003@1)                       FBut (133211@1)I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
C (x32010@1)               FThat's (133211@1)just who I am.
      C (x32010@1)                           FWell, (133211@1)I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
     C (x32010@1)                             FThen (133211@1)I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
G (320003@1)                       FWhile (133211@1)you're singing your holiday tune
    G (320003@1)             FI'm (133211@1)acting like the town buffoon
G (320003@1)                          FWhippin' (133211@1)out my big , white, scary moon
C (x32010@1)                     FAnd (133211@1)blowin' a beef your way
       C (x32010@1)                          FI (133211@1)hate folks who think reindeer are cute
   C (x32010@1)                          FTo (133211@1)me they're just something to shoot
       G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)         CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me
GWell, (320003@1)I'm a snowmobile stealin'
                             AmNo (x02210@1)chance for season feeling kind of guy
GThis (320003@1)time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
Dadd6                       FAnd (133211@1)make sure every snowman die
C (x32010@1)                      FBelievin' (133211@1)in Santa's all wrong
    C (x32010@1)                         FAnd (133211@1)Chanukah's eight nights too long 
       G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)         CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me
       G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)         CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me