Lonesome Kicker Mike By: Adam Sandler What's Your Name? E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5 (x022xx@1) C#5 (x133xx@4) |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |--4--| |--2--| |--6--| |--2--| |--4--| |--2--| |--6--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--4--| |--0--| |-----| |-----| |-----| E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Me, (x022xx@1)I'm the Lonesome Kicker E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Extra (x022xx@1)points, field goals at your service E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5One (x022xx@1)might think it comes with glory E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5You (x022xx@1)might think different after you listen to my story E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5My (x022xx@1)helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5What (x022xx@1)it possibly could protect, I do not know E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5The (x022xx@1)other guys on the team like to make fun of my little shoulder pads E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5And (x022xx@1)also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5People (x022xx@1)think it's so easy to kick a field goal from the 30 yard line E5 (022xxx@1) B5They (x244xx@1)forget to add seven yards for the snap, and 10 more 'cause the A5Goal (x022xx@1)posts are pushed way back E5 (022xxx@1) B5In (x244xx@1)1974, the uprights were right on the goal line A5But (x022xx@1)some of the players were running into them, and getting hurt E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5So (x022xx@1)screw the kicker... Who cares about the kicker? A5 (x022xx@1) B5But (x244xx@1)I kick that ball, and I pray it goes straight E5 (022xxx@1) C#5If (x133xx@4)it does the coach says "Good job, number 8" A5 (x022xx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) E5 (022xxx@1) C#5He (x133xx@4)doesn't even know my name is Andre Grisumcovitchlavinski, Jr. A5 (x022xx@1) B5(twice) (x244xx@1)But that's the life I live... The Lonesome Kicker E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Kickoffs (x022xx@1)can be so very scary E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Especially, (x022xx@1)if the returner breaks on through E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5And (x022xx@1)I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5I (x022xx@1)don't want to get hurt, so I pretend to tie my shoe E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Once (x022xx@1)again, I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5"Go (x022xx@1)back where you came from!" Scream 70,000 fans E5 (022xxx@1) B5Well, (x244xx@1)I know I could win their love back by catching a winning A5Touch-down (x022xx@1)E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5But, (x022xx@1)unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands A5 (x022xx@1) B5And (x244xx@1)I hope that the cameras don't come in too close E5 (022xxx@1) C#5Cause (x133xx@4)they might see the tears in my eyes A5 (x022xx@1) B5As (x244xx@1)I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood E5 (022xxx@1) C#5And (x133xx@4)the splinters go deep in my thighs A5 (x022xx@1) B5(twice) (x244xx@1)And the towel boy snickers as he walks by...The Lonesome Kicker A5 B5 Another blocked kick A5 B5 and everybody blames me A5 B5 But it was the Left Guard A5 B5 Who didn't pick up his man A5 B5 Oh, why can't they see...? E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5In (x022xx@1)my home country, I could have been a minor league soccer player E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5But (x022xx@1)I came to America seeking fortune and seeking fame E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5I (x022xx@1)didn't realize that if I shanked one, and blew the point spread E5 (022xxx@1) B5 (x244xx@1) A5Some (x022xx@1)drunk guys would push me into their hibachi after the game. A5 (x022xx@1) B5So (x244xx@1)I go home at night, cause I never get invited E5 (022xxx@1) C#5To (x133xx@4)go drinking with the other guys A5 (x022xx@1) B5And (x244xx@1)I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot E5 (022xxx@1) C#5As (x133xx@4)I eat a plate of cold French fries A5 (x022xx@1) B5And (x244xx@1)my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend E5 (022xxx@1) C#5And (x133xx@4)my son can't look me in the eyes A5 (x022xx@1) B5(twice) (x244xx@1)But that's the life I live...The Lonesome Kicker A5Kicking (x022xx@1)for you A5They (x022xx@1)took my snow shoe B5They're (x244xx@1)going for two... (strum) A5 B5 E5