I watched the Saturday night live version and this was my first tab so here you go.
I dont know what to call the two chords exactly so if you know exactly what they are contact me.

D-xx0230
A-x02200
E-022100

AWoke (x02220@1)up in the morning
DPut (xx0232@1)on my new plastic glove
AServed (x02220@1)some reheated salisbury steak
DWith (xx0232@1)a little slice of love
A (x02220@1)                            DGot (xx0232@1)no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
AJust (x02220@1)know everything's doing fine
        D (xx0232@1)                    ADown (x02220@1)here in Lunchlady Land
AWell (x02220@1)I wear this net on my head
D'Cause (xx0232@1)my red hair is fallin'out
AI (x02220@1)wear these brown orthopedic shoes
D'Cause (xx0232@1)I got a bad case of the gout
AI (x02220@1)know you want seconds on the corndogs
DBut (xx0232@1)there's not reason to shout
EEverybody (022100@1)gets enough food
                D (xx0232@1)           ADown (x02220@1)here in Lunchlady Land
D (xx0232@1)                                            AWell (x02220@1)yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
DAnd (xx0232@1)my breath reeks of tuna
                                                EAnd (022100@1)there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
AHoagies (x02220@1)and grinders, hoagies and grinders
                                        DHoagies (xx0232@1)and grinders, hoagies and grinders
DNavy (xx0232@1)beans, navy beans, navy beans
AHoagies (x02220@1)and grinder, hoagies and grinders
DNavy (xx0232@1)beans, navy beans
DMeatloaf (xx0232@1)sandwich
ASloppy (x02220@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe
DSloppy (xx0232@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe
ASloppy (x02220@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe
DSloppy (xx0232@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe
AWell (x02220@1)I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
DAll (xx0232@1)the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
AIt (x02220@1)screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
DI (xx0232@1)said I got the spatula just do what you're told
AThen (x02220@1)the liver and onions started joining the fight
DAnd (xx0232@1)the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
AAnd (x02220@1)the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
etc...
It's called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
EWell (022100@1)me and sloppy joe got married
DWe (xx0232@1)got six kids and we're doin' just fine
                        ADown (x02220@1)in Lunchlady Land

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