If If Ain't One Thing by Alan Jackson
   

Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1

VERSE  1

  G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)         CI (x32010@1)guess It's  just not my day

     G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)        C (x32010@1)     D7The (xx0212@1)wind blew my morning paper  away

                        CThen (x32010@1)I cut my toe on a sliver of  glass

           D7 (xx0212@1)                           C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  EmD EmD7
From that storm door you  broke when you left here so  fast

CHORUS

G (320003@1)          Bm (x24432@1)            CIf (x32010@1)it ain't one thing it's you

    D7 (xx0212@1)                         C (x32010@1)         GIf (320003@1)you've  heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's  true
                    Bm (x24432@1)         CThe (x32010@1)wheels  seem to fall off whatever I  do

G (320003@1)          D7 (xx0212@1)           GBm  CD EmD7
If it ain't one thing it's you

VERSE  2

         G (320003@1)          Bm (x24432@1)      CWell, (x32010@1)I rented that movie you  hate

          G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1)      C (x32010@1)            D7But (xx0212@1)that old VCR just chewed up the  tape

                                         CThen (x32010@1)I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a  steak

       D7 (xx0212@1)                         C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)EmD7
All I found was that  old piece of our wed-ding cake   

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE

     Bm (x24432@1)                 CBut (x32010@1)I never knew that I needed you so

     Bm (x24432@1)                       C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)D7But (xx0212@1)now  that I've lost you, I can't let you go   

REPEAT CHORUS

C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)          D7 (xx0212@1)              GOh, (320003@1)if it ain't one thing...it's you