Allister
Residential Burglary
Dead Ends And Girlfriends
1999
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: F#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
F# -  244322
C# -  x46664
Ebm - x68876
B -   x24442
C -   x32010

Intro: F#-Ebm-B-C#- x4

Verse 1:
F# (244322@1) It was just another 
B (x2444x@1)    C# (x43121@1)   F#boring (244322@1)friday night
when things got a 
B (x2444x@1)    C# (x43121@1)      F#little (244322@1)out of control
         Ba (x2444x@1)record player 
    C# (x43121@1)  F#and (244322@1)some cds
            B (x2444x@1) C#is (x43121@1)what he stole

Refrain:
        Bwell (x2444x@1)he claims he wiped
    F#the (244322@1)finger prints
      C# (x43121@1)           F#clean (244322@1)off the stolen goods
         Bbut (x2444x@1)it's too bad he
       F# (244322@1)        C# (x43121@1) CC# CC#
didn't hide the evidence
        C (x32010@1)  C#because (x43121@1)he's going to-

Chorus:
 F#  Ebm
-jail
Bandy (x2444x@1)is
C# (x43121@1)     F# (244322@1)Ebmgoing (xx4342@1)to jail
Bandy (x2444x@1)is
C# (x43121@1)     F# (244322@1)Ebmgoing (xx4342@1)to jail
Bandy (x2444x@1)is
C# (x43121@1)     F# (244322@1)EbmB C#going (x43121@1)to jail

Verse 2:
         F#now (244322@1)he's sitting in jail
       B (x2444x@1)         C# (x43121@1)F# (244322@1)  BC#
with a drunk and a wifebeater
            F#he (244322@1)says the food tastes weird
        Band (x2444x@1)the cell smells 
     C# (x43121@1)     F# (244322@1)BC#
like piss and beer

(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat chorus)

Outro: F#-Ebm-B-C#- x4, F#(hold)