Eb (x43121@3)                         FI (133211@1)could do the dishes while talking on the phone
        Eb (x43121@3)                          FI (133211@1)could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone
        Eb (x43121@3)                         FI (133211@1)could never do the dishes a single dish at a time
          Eb (x43121@3)                     FIt's (133211@1)too much of a commitment so I line them up and fire

EbI (x43121@3)could calamine your insides
        FI (133211@1)could wind them all around me I could
Eb (x43121@3)                           FTiptoe (133211@1)on a tightrope made of fear and looking down see
        Eb (x43121@3)                       FAll (133211@1)the people do they see me I can wave or
                    EbI (x43121@3)can carry all the dishes that they gave me that are
FKeeping (133211@1)me steady

Bb (x1333x@1)       F (133211@1)     GmOr (355333@1)I could go to Australia
        Eb (x43121@3)    FCarry (133211@1)a bowie knife
            Eb (x43121@3)              F (133211@1)           GmAnd (355333@1)wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
          F (133211@1)             EbAnd (x43121@3)learn card tricks and buy
           Gm (355333@1)          F (133211@1)        Eb (x43121@3)              
Everyone drinks and take boxing and write
Gm (355333@1)        F (133211@1)      EbSongs (x43121@3)about my bowie knife

Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)      Eb (x43121@3)            GmI (355333@1)could do these dishes I could try
   F (133211@1)       EbTo (x43121@3)do these dishes

Eb (x43121@3)          
I could try..

Eb (x43121@3)    Gm (355333@1)   FI (133211@1)could bake a cake
    Bb (x1333x@1)       F (133211@1)                        EbMy (x43121@3)kitchen is small but I could clear the space
Eb (x43121@3)   Gm (355333@1)      FI (133211@1)could write my name
        Bb (x1333x@1)           F (133211@1)                          EbBecause (x43121@3)practice makes perfect yes that's what they say

Eb (x43121@3)                          FI (133211@1)could make a button out of plaster
                           EbThat (x43121@3)said finished I could hang it in my closet
       FTo (133211@1)the left side of a lightswitch
        Eb (x43121@3)                           FI (133211@1)could walk down to Columbus and try drinking to forget it
         Eb (x43121@3)                           Fand (133211@1)then come home less afraid and then press it and press it

Bb (x1333x@1)       F (133211@1)     GmOr (355333@1)I could go to Australia
        Eb (x43121@3)    FCarry (133211@1)a bowie knife
            Eb (x43121@3)              F (133211@1)           GmAnd (355333@1)wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
          F (133211@1)             EbAnd (x43121@3)learn card tricks and buy
           Gm (355333@1)          F (133211@1)        Eb (x43121@3)              
Everyone drinks and take boxing and try
              Gm (355333@1)      F (133211@1)             EbEating (x43121@3)things only with chopsticks and write
Gm (355333@1)        F (133211@1)      EbSongs (x43121@3)about my bowie knife

Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)      Eb (x43121@3)            GmI (355333@1)could do these dishes I could try
   F (133211@1)       EbTo (x43121@3)do these dishes
          Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)       EbI (x43121@3)could decide to do these dishes
I could decide..

Bb (x1333x@1)       F (133211@1)     GmOr (355333@1)I could go to Australia
         Eb (x43121@3)    
Carry a bowie knife
    F (133211@1)               Eb (x43121@3)           F (133211@1)              
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
           Gm (355333@1)           F (133211@1)          EbAnd (x43121@3)learn card tricks and physics and buy
           Gm (355333@1)          F (133211@1)        Eb (x43121@3)              
Everyone drinks and take boxing and try
              Gm (355333@1)      F (133211@1)             EbEating (x43121@3)things only with chopsticks and finally
          Gm (355333@1)     F (133211@1)             EbBe (x43121@3)like a person I think you might like

Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)      Eb (x43121@3)            GmI (355333@1)could do these dishes I could try
   F (133211@1)       EbTo (x43121@3)do these dishes
          Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)       EbI (x43121@3)could decide to do these dishes
          Gm (355333@1)    F (133211@1)       EbI (x43121@3)could decide to do these dishes
F (133211@1)     EbTime (x43121@3)to DECIDE...
Fuck it
Bb (x1333x@1)      F (133211@1)     Gm (355333@1)   EbI'm (x43121@3)gonna go to Australia
Bb (x1333x@1)      F (133211@1)     Gm (355333@1)   EbI'm (x43121@3)gonna go to Australia
Bb (x1333x@1)      F (133211@1)     Gm (355333@1)   EbI'm (x43121@3)gonna go to Australia
Gm (355333@1)        F (133211@1)     EbShe's (x43121@3)gonna go to Australia
    Eb (x43121@3)BbBye (x1333x@1)Bye!