transcribed by: pavlovs_son

Ebm (xx4342@1)               C#There (x43121@1)is a boy in a band 
                       Ebmwho (xx4342@1)is friends with my ex-boyfriends
                    C#high (x43121@1)school friend, Christian
            Ebm (xx4342@1)       C#A (x43121@1)very nice gentleman.
Ebm (xx4342@1)          
He seems to know me
    C#but (x43121@1)I can't remember him
Fm (133111@1)    
good god forgive me,
    C# (x43121@1)              F# (244322@1) C#I'm (x43121@1)out of my element

C# (x43121@1)                   FmAnd (133111@1)I can't seem to them all straight
         C# (x43121@1)                  AbI've (xx1114@1)forgotten which people I like
                   Eband (x43121@3)which people I hate and I'm waiting
    C# (x43121@1)                    Fmfor (133111@1)someone to shake me and say:
Fm (133111@1)             C# (x43121@1)         FmHey (133111@1)bitch, your wish is my command.
Fm (133111@1)           C# (x43121@1)       
Just smile and nod we'll under
F# (244322@1)                    C#Standing (x43121@1)infront of the sink 
                     F#I (244322@1)believe I've been tricked 
                  C# (x43121@1)                   F# (244322@1)      C#into (x43121@1)thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.

F# (244322@1)                 C#No (x43121@1)use expecting the worst
                      F#let (244322@1)the thing run its course
                        C#and (x43121@1)in time you'll look back thinking
         F# (244322@1)       C#God, (x43121@1)how hilarious!

C# (x43121@1)                        FmAnd (133111@1)I can't seem to keep them all straight.
      C# (x43121@1)                         AbI've (xx1114@1)forgotten which ones I should skip
                        Eband (x43121@3)which ones I should take and I'm waiting
    C# (x43121@1)                    Fmfor (133111@1)someone to shake me and say:
Fm (133111@1)             C#Hey (x43121@1)bitch! Don't quit
              FmYou're (133111@1)almost there.
             C# (x43121@1)             F#Dont (244322@1)give up now make friends instead
         C# (x43121@1)         F# (244322@1)            C#of (x43121@1)going out go home instead of going down
           Fmgo (133111@1)back to bed

instrumental: Fm  C#

F# (244322@1)                  C#There (x43121@1)is a man on the phone
                    F#Who's (244322@1)convinced I'm alone
             C# (x43121@1)       
And I try to convince the poor guy 
          F# (244322@1)           C#that (x43121@1)it's way too late.
F#He (244322@1)seems to like me 
      C# (x43121@1)                  Fmbut (133111@1)I can't relate I would like to get closer
     C# (x43121@1)                          F# (244322@1)  C#But (x43121@1)Christ all the time it takes.

C# (x43121@1)                      FmAnd (133111@1)I can't seem to keep myself straight
     C# (x43121@1)                        AbI've (xx1114@1)forgotten which feelings to show
                      Eb (x43121@3)
and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
    C# (x43121@1)                    Fmfor (133111@1)someone to shake me and say:
Fm (133111@1)            C#HEY (x43121@1)BITCH! Nice tits!
                 FmYou're (133111@1)broke but then 
               C#you're (x43121@1)rich in love.
                F#You're (244322@1)great in bed!
                C#You'll (x43121@1)see the world 
                 F#You'll (244322@1)knock 'em dead.
            C# (x43121@1)                    F#And (244322@1)all the thick books that you've read
               C# (x43121@1)           Fm (133111@1)          F#will (244322@1)count for nothing in the end.