These are the correct chords that go with the song.
        D# (x43121@3)  G# (xx1114@1)  Cm (x3101x@1)  G#maj7 (xx4321@3)  Bbmaj7 (x13231@1)  E (022100@1)   B (x2444x@1)   F# (244322@1)   C# (x43121@1)   Bb7E      x      4      x       x/3    x/5       x     7     x       9      6
A (x02220@1)    6      6      3        x     x         7     9     9      11      8
D (xx0232@1)    8      6      5        6     8         9     9    11      11      6
G (320003@1)    8      5      5        5     7         9     8    11      10      7
B (x2444x@1)    8      4      4        4     6         9     7    11       9      6
E (022100@1)    6      4      3        3     5         7     7     9       9      6



D#Born (x43121@3)host to a tongue
So sing a song about it
G#Held (xx1114@1)a breath for too long
Till we're half sick about it
CmTell (x3101x@1)us what we did wrong
Then you can blame us for it
G#maj7
Turn the clamp on our thumbs
So we're down about it

D#G#
And tell us all about it
CmG#maj7 (x3101x@1)We're so in doubt about it

G#maj7
Bbmaj7

E (022100@1)          BHow (x2444x@1)about some credit now
                EWhere (022100@1)credit is due
                        B (x2444x@1)  F#For (244322@1)the damage that was done
E (022100@1)                      BWe (x2444x@1)have wrought upon ourselves and others
           C# (x43121@1)             F#With (244322@1)this blow, and vicious gun
             E (022100@1)               F#And (244322@1)although pratfalls can be fun,

Bb7Encores (x13131@1)can be fatal

Bb7And (x13131@1)then I hear you say,
D#Thank (x43121@3)God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
G#Not (xx1114@1)shy
CmNot (x3101x@1)shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. 
G#maj7
Thank God.
D#Thank (x43121@3)God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
G#Not (xx1114@1)shy
CmNot (x3101x@1)shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.
G#maj7

G#maj7
Bbmaj7

E (022100@1)                 BWait (x2444x@1)just a second now
                  EIt's (022100@1)not all that bad
                  B (x2444x@1)  F#Are (244322@1)we not having fun?
E (022100@1)                          BYou (x2444x@1)make your mountains of handkerchiefs
           C# (x43121@1)           F#Where (244322@1)the mascara always runs
       E (022100@1)                  F#So (244322@1)be careful when you're done

Bb7You're (x13131@1)bound to get post natal

Bb7Wait, (x13131@1)did I just hear you say...
D# (x43121@3)                                                                                
Thank God it's fatal  
                               G#No, (xx1114@1)we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
Cm (x3101x@1)                                 G#maj7 (xx4321@3)     No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
D# (x43121@3)                                 G# (xx1114@1)     And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored
Cm (x3101x@1)                                 G#maj7 (xx4321@3)     You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.'

D#G#
CmG#maj7 (x3101x@1)
G#maj7
Bbmaj7

D#Born (x43121@3)host to a tongue
So sing a song about it
G#Held (xx1114@1)a breath for too long
Till we're half sick about it
CmTell (x3101x@1)us what we did wrong
Then you can blame us for it
G#maj7
Turn the clamp on our thumbs
So we're down about it