C (x32010@1)                                    GOh (320003@1)my god there's scenesters everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                    GWith (320003@1)their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts
C (x32010@1)                                    GWhy (320003@1)didn't the shins come to phoenix?
C (x32010@1)                                    GAnd (320003@1)why didn't mirah come to phoenix?

AmBecause (x02210@1)the modified is too small
EAnd (022100@1)the marquis is too big
CAnd (x32010@1)the complex is rightfully dead
F (133211@1)                          Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)                
And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause
C (x32010@1) GC                                      GOh (320003@1)my god hardcore kids everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                           GWith (320003@1)their hair gel and their color green
C (x32010@1)                 G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)                          GHow (320003@1)do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

              Am (x02210@1)                                   EBecause (022100@1)their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals
          C (x32010@1)                           FAnd (133211@1)their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
    Am (x02210@1)                     EAnd (022100@1)cocaine is essentially vegan
         C (x32010@1)               FAnd (133211@1)they don't give a fuck anyway
           C[pause] (x32010@1)          G[pause] (320003@1)They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them
C (x32010@1)                                    GC                                      GC                                      GOh (320003@1)my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                    GWith (320003@1)their violence and pomposity
C (x32010@1)                                    GSo (320003@1)fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
C (x32010@1)                                    GAnd (320003@1)praying to a sideways cross
   Am (x02210@1)      E (022100@1)           C (x32010@1)                     FSo (133211@1)urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
Am (x02210@1)                     E[pause] (022100@1)              
They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair
C (x32010@1)                                    GC                                      GOh (320003@1)my god there's assholes everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                    GPretentious (320003@1)fucking assholes everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                    GOh (320003@1)my god there's assholes everywhere
C (x32010@1)                                    GPretentious (320003@1)judgmental assholes everywhere 
End on G.


Hope that was understandable. The G is quickly added onto the end of the C, if 
that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D