Cellulite song? Chords: G: 320033 C(add9): 032033 Am: X02210 C: X32010 D: XX0232 * same chord progression throughout song* tempo: slow and sad? VERSE 1 Intro: G C(add9) Am C D G (320003@1) C(add9) (x32030@1)Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) DInstrument, (xx0232@1)of evil, here to depress the planet You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty. But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty. Chorus: Cellulite, get off my thighs, You?re gross and you scare away the guys. Flabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look At how much I weigh. VERSE 2 Size 3, you belong on the rack, ?cause all you do, is ride up my crack. Size 7, I wear you proudly, Size 9, I?ll yell it loudly. Chorus. VERSE 3 I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising. If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising. It?s kind of depressing, the way things are going, I just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing. Chorus. Hey, if you have any questions or comments, or anything, Write me and we?ll chat. Oh, if you are wondering, I do Parties.  Frances: Cellulite_queen@mailcity.com