this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!

C (x32010@1)                                   GThere (320003@1)was an old farmer who lived on a rock
                                 C (x32010@1)  
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
                                      G (320003@1)
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their
C (x32010@1)                                     GMarbles (320003@1)and play things at a half passed four

There came a young lady who looked like a
CPretty, (x32010@1)young preacher
                  GShe (320003@1)sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress

And she showed them her
C (x32010@1)                                GRuffles, (320003@1)and laces and white fluffy duck
   
She said she was learning a new way to
C (x32010@1)                                     GBring (320003@1)up her children, so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
C (x32010@1)                                G (320003@1)   
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
                     
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
C (x32010@1)                            G (320003@1)     
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizable
C (x32010@1)                                      G (320003@1)
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
                                           
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
C (x32010@1)                               G (320003@1)   
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
C (x32010@1)                                   G (320003@1) 
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over and suck on his
C (x32010@1)                           G (320003@1)   
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
C (x32010@1)                                 G (320003@1)  
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty
               C (x32010@1)       
You can go f*ck yourself!