Each chord should be strum twice (including the intro), the time signature is 3/4 
and should feel similar to a waltz "1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3..."

Intro: C

C (x32010@1)        CThere (x32010@1)was an old farmer
         C (x32010@1)      GWho (320003@1)lived on a rock
        G (320003@1)       GHe (320003@1)sat in the meadow
     FJust (133211@1)shaking his
 C (x32010@1)         C (x32010@1)   
Fist at some boys
         C (x32010@1)         GWho (320003@1)were down by the crick
      G (320003@1)         GTheir (320003@1)feet in the water
       F (133211@1)    
Their hands on their
C (x32010@1)         CMarbles (x32010@1)and playthings
        C (x32010@1)      GAnd (320003@1)at half past four
       G (320003@1)         GThere (320003@1)came a young lady
    FShe (133211@1)looked like a
C (x32010@1)          CPretty (x32010@1)young creature
    C (x32010@1)         GShe (320003@1)sat on the grass
    G (320003@1)            GShe (320003@1)pulled up her dress
        F (133211@1)   
And she showed them her
C (x32010@1)         CRuffles (x32010@1)and laces
    C (x32010@1)          GAnd (320003@1)white fluffy duck
    G (320003@1)          GShe (320003@1)said she was learning
  FA (133211@1)new way to
C (x32010@1)          CBring (x32010@1)up her children
   C (x32010@1)            GSo (320003@1)they would not spit
          G (320003@1)         GWhile (320003@1)the boys in the barnyard
     FWere (133211@1)shoveling
C (x32010@1)        CRefuse (x32010@1)and litter
      C (x32010@1)        GFrom (320003@1)yesterday's hunt
          G (320003@1)         GWhile (320003@1)the girl in the meadow
    FWas (133211@1)rubbing her
C (x32010@1)         CEyes (x32010@1)at the fellow
C (x32010@1)         GDown (320003@1)by the dock
   G (320003@1)           GHe (320003@1)looked like a man
       FWith (133211@1)a sizable
C (x32010@1)         CHome (x32010@1)in the country
       C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)With a big fence out front
          G (320003@1)          GAnd (320003@1)if he asked her politely
      FShe'd (133211@1)show him her
C (x32010@1)        CLittle (x32010@1)pet dog
         C (x32010@1)       GWho (320003@1)was subject to fits
      G (320003@1)        G (320003@1) 
And maybe she'd let him
      FGrab (133211@1)hold of her
C (x32010@1)          CSmall (x32010@1)tender hand
       C (x32010@1)         GWith (320003@1)a movement so quick
     G (320003@1)             GAnd (320003@1)then she'd bend over
    FAnd (133211@1)suck on his
C (x32010@1)       CCandy, (x32010@1)so tasty
     C (x32010@1)       GMade (320003@1)of butterscotch
    G (320003@1)              GAnd (320003@1)then he'd spread whipped cream
    FAll (133211@1)over her
C (x32010@1)          CCookies (x32010@1)that she had
     C (x32010@1)        GLeft (320003@1)out on her shelf
       G (320003@1)           GIf (320003@1)you think this is dirty
        F (133211@1)         CYou (x32010@1)can go fuck yourself!