Bm (x24432@1)                        GI (320003@1)wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A (x02220@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)    
Where all the lady's names are Joan,
Bm (x24432@1)                        Gwhen (320003@1)her husband works back late at night,
Ahopes (x02220@1)are are up for trouser's down,
          Bmwith (x24432@1)the hostess on the business flight.
             GTaxi (320003@1)in her Mercedes drive,
A (x02220@1)                   BmI (x24432@1)hope that driver's coming out alive,
Bmthe (x24432@1)garden it is dorseted,
       Gthat (320003@1)lady she's so corseted,
A (x02220@1)                     Bmshe'd (x24432@1)got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
Bm (x24432@1)Thinks he's one and only,
          Gbut (320003@1)that lovely she's so lonely,
      A (x02220@1)                     
she pumps him full of breakfast,
          Bm (x24432@1)
and she sends on his way.

BmWhat (x24432@1)a sing song dance,
        Awhat (x02220@1)a performance,
        Gwhat (320003@1)a cheap tent show,
   F#oh (244322@1)no no no no no,
A (x02220@1)      Bm (x24432@1) 
then the boys light up,
         Gthen (320003@1)the boys light up,
         Athen (x02220@1)the boys light up,
         Bmthen (x24432@1)the boys light up, light up, light up
Buddy

Bm-G-A

Bm (x24432@1)          GSilently (320003@1)she opens the drawer
A (x02220@1)               
Mama's little helper,
     Bmis (x24432@1)coming out for more,
Bm (x24432@1)                     GStategically (320003@1)positioned for the midday show,
     AThe (x02220@1)back is arched, those lips are parched,
  Bmrepeated (x24432@1)blow by blow,
Bm (x24432@1)                      GLater (320003@1)at the party where all the MP's rave,
           A (x02220@1)
About the hummers she been given,
         Bmand (x24432@1)the money that they've saved,
BmTo (x24432@1)her it is skin lotion,
Ghim (320003@1)promotion too,
  A (x02220@1)                          Bm (x24432@1)      
that flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view.


BmWhat (x24432@1)a sing song dance,
        Awhat (x02220@1)a performance,
        Gwhat (320003@1)a cheap tent show,
   F#oh (244322@1)no no no no no,
A (x02220@1)      Bm (x24432@1) 
then the boys light up,
         Gthen (320003@1)the boys light up,
         Athen (x02220@1)the boys light up,
         Bmthen (x24432@1)the boys light up, light up, light up

A (x02220@1)      Bm (x24432@1) 
then the boys light up,
         Gthen (320003@1)the boys light up,
         Athen (x02220@1)the boys light up,
         Bmthen (x24432@1)the boys light up, light up, light up