Intro A-G


A (x02220@1)                   GWant (320003@1)to tell about my friend-a
A (x02220@1)             G (320003@1)
He got hit by a fender
A (x02220@1)                     GBut (320003@1)he'll soon be on the mender
A (x02220@1)               GHe's (320003@1)of the male gender

Chorus:
D (xx0232@1)                   EGlad (022100@1)to see that he's on his way
F# (244322@1)                 DHe's (xx0232@1)not for burial today
A (x02220@1)                     GBecause (320003@1)he's in, he's indisposed
E (022100@1)        F# (244322@1)    G (320003@1)AbA 
Cause he's in he's indisposed

A (x02220@1)                     G (320003@1)Found him outside the drycleaners
A (x02220@1)                    GOoh (320003@1)thats driver's misdemeanoured
A (x02220@1)                    GI've (320003@1)never seen a face so greener
A (x02220@1)                     GHe (320003@1)looks like the cat's dinner

Chorus:
D (xx0232@1)                   EGlad (022100@1)to see that he's on his way
F# (244322@1)                 DHe's (xx0232@1)not for burial today
A (x02220@1)                     GBecause (320003@1)he's in, he's indisposed
E (022100@1)        F# (244322@1)    G (320003@1)AbA 
Cause he's in he's indisposed


A (x02220@1)             GHe (320003@1)got hit by a car
A (x02220@1)                GNow (320003@1)he's lying on the tar
A (x02220@1)                Ghad (320003@1)an experience bizaare
A (x02220@1)              G (320003@1) 
Not unlike peninsula ra ra hey

Chorus:
D (xx0232@1)                   EGlad (022100@1)to see that he's on his way
F# (244322@1)                 DHe's (xx0232@1)not for burial today
A (x02220@1)                     GBecause (320003@1)he's in, he's indisposed
E (022100@1)        F# (244322@1)    G (320003@1)AbA 
Cause he's in he's indisposed 

A (x02220@1)                     GBecause (320003@1)he's in, he's indisposed
E (022100@1)        F# (244322@1)    G (320003@1)AbA 
Cause he's in he's indisposed X2