This is my first tab, so be gentle :)

Standard Tuning

Capo on 4

Intro: G

Verse 1:
G (320003@1)                                    CI (x32010@1)met a pretty girl at a festival with a bag on MDMA,
D (xx0232@1)                                                   GWell (320003@1)we both took a great big dab and went to greet the day,
                                             CNow (x32010@1)I warn you, this shit tastes foul when you put it in your gob,
    D (xx0232@1)                                       GBut (320003@1)try to swallow all of it, It'll knock your fuckin' socks off, 
                                   CSo (x32010@1)the two of us were wired, and the festivals in flow,
    D (xx0232@1)                                 GWe (320003@1)wandered round and watched some bands, smiling as we go,
                                  CAs (x32010@1)the day turns into night-time, a fire's being lit,
D (xx0232@1)                          GWe (320003@1)dance to an unknown DJ, and sneak a little kiss

Chorus:
    C (x32010@1)                             GWell (320003@1)being drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is,
     D (xx0232@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)I'm not the only one whose made mistakes when I was pissed,
     C (x32010@1)                                 GWell (320003@1)tryin' to make out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough,
        D (xx0232@1)                             GBut (320003@1)it's MDM-Amazing, and I feel like I'm in love,

Verse 2:
G (320003@1)                                    CSo (x32010@1)with the night comes brand new friends everywhere we go,
D (xx0232@1)                                                   GAnd (320003@1)we're sitting round campfires, with people we don't know,
                                             CAnd (x32010@1)every time we move along, we have another dab,
    D (xx0232@1)                                 GI'm (320003@1)guerning my face off, but I'm really really glad,
                                  CWe're (x32010@1)cuddlin', and kissin', we're talkin' like a team,
D (xx0232@1)                                       GWe're (320003@1)dancin' so intensely, for life and love and dreams,
                                  CAs (x32010@1)the moon watches the sunrise, it opens up the day, 
       D (xx0232@1)                           Gbut (320003@1)we just open up the wrap, for more M.D.M.A

Chorus:
    C (x32010@1)                             GWell (320003@1)being drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is,
     D (xx0232@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)I'm not the only one whose made mistakes when I was pissed,
     C (x32010@1)                                 GWell (320003@1)tryin' to make out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough,
        D (xx0232@1)                             GBut (320003@1)it's MDM-Amazing, and I feel like I'm in love,

Verse 3:
(Just pluck the root note until "I've missed my lift...")
G (320003@1)                                    CSo (x32010@1)then I woke beneath a tree, In the pissin' down of rain,
D (xx0232@1)                                                GWell (320003@1)the pretty girl had disappeared with her M.D.M.A,
                                  CWell (x32010@1)the festival was over, cause everything had closed,
D (xx0232@1)                                                GThere's (320003@1)just a band and tents here now, and people going home,
                            CWell (x32010@1)I've missed my lift to London,
D (xx0232@1)                          GMy (320003@1)money's all been spunked,
                               CI've (x32010@1)even lost my mobile phone, I think I'm fucked,
D (xx0232@1)                                GAnd (320003@1)then from out of nowhere, boundin' accross the field,
                             C (x32010@1)                       
Smilin' like a summers day, comes my pretty girl,
D (xx0232@1)                                 GShe (320003@1)bought a cup of tea for me, she kisses me on the lips,
  C (x32010@1)                                                        GAnd (320003@1)the she whispers in my ear, she's bought some liquid acid