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From: terryk@encore.com (Terence M. Kelleher)
Subject: CRD: Its Dangerous Out There - Bill Morrisey

Its Dangerous Out There
By Bill Morrisey

Am (x02210@1)                                           Dm (xx0231@1)            AmThere (x02210@1)are Russians int the front yard, there's Martians on the ceiling
                              Dm (xx0231@1)          Em (022000@1)           AmThere's (x02210@1)a Cape buffalo on the patio and you ask me how I'm feeling
                                      Dm (xx0231@1)             AmThere's (x02210@1)a sniper by the swingset, the highway has been mined
                          Dm (xx0231@1)            Em (022000@1)              AmThen (x02210@1)here you come with a great big smile singing, rise and shine


Chorus
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1)                            AmWell, (x02210@1)there's nothing you could say that will get me up today
Dm (xx0231@1)                       EmNothing (022000@1)you have ever said that can drive me from this bed
        Am (x02210@1)                         Dm (xx0231@1)            EmYou (022000@1)can call me lazy, crazy, call me stupid, I don't care
Am (x02210@1)    Dm (xx0231@1)                  Em (022000@1)          AmI (x02210@1)ain't gettin' up, cause its dangerous out there.

Am (x02210@1)                                   Dm (xx0231@1)             AmThere's (x02210@1)a hunter from New Jersey in my kitchen drinking beer
                       Dm (xx0231@1)          Em (022000@1)           AmThere's (x02210@1)a Texan out my window with a chainsaw and a lear
                                        Dm (xx0231@1)               AmI (x02210@1)could take a walk around the block to shake me from this slumber
                            Dm (xx0231@1)          Em (022000@1)           AmBut (x02210@1)there's student drivers out today and one has got my number


Am (x02210@1)                                    Dm (xx0231@1)              AmThere's (x02210@1)a pounding on my front door its enough to make me scream
                                Dm (xx0231@1)           Em (022000@1)             AmWhy, (x02210@1)its two girl scouts, one Jehova's Witness and a whole SWAT team
                                  Dm (xx0231@1)               AmSo (x02210@1)listen to me, darling.  Please heed these words I say
                           Dm (xx0231@1)             Em (022000@1)             AmIts (x02210@1)too scary here in February dear, set my snooze alarm for May
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