intro: no chords, notes:

F#/Bb Bb/Ab/Eb Eb/Bb Bb/F#/Bb Bb/Bb Bb/Ab/C# C#/HH/Bb

Verse:

F# (244322@1) Ebm (xx4342@1)            BbmVulcanize (x13321@1)the whoopee stick
C#In (x43121@1)the ham wallet

play as long as you want

Bridge:

B (x2444x@1)                                                                          
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F# (244322@1)                    C# (x43121@1)            
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
BI (x2444x@1)brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bbm (x13321@1)        C# (x43121@1)             F#I (244322@1)don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

F# (244322@1)    Ebm (xx4342@1)   Bbm (x13321@1)     C# (x43121@1)Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F (133211@1)     Ebm (xx4342@1)   Bbm (x13321@1)     C#Foxtrot (x43121@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo