Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Easy-to-play Version by Meik

Intro:  C  am  em  G (repeat 1x)

C (x32010@1)  am               em
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
GIn (320003@1)the ham wallet

C (x32010@1)    am              em
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
GWith (320003@1)the lap rocket

C (x32010@1)    am             em
Batter dip the cranny ax
GIn (320003@1)the gut locker

C (x32010@1)  am              em
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
GWith (320003@1)the boink swatter

Bridge:
F (133211@1)                                                                          
If i get you in the loop when
FI (133211@1)make a point to be straight with you then
C (x32010@1)                                  
In lieu of the innuendo 
em              
in the end know my intent though
FI (133211@1)brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)             CI (x32010@1)don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C (x32010@1)     am      em      GFoxtrot (320003@1)Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C (x32010@1)     am      em      GFoxtrot (320003@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo

C (x32010@1) am              em       
Marinate the nether rod
GIn (320003@1)the squish mitten

C (x32010@1)   am               em
Power drill the yippee bog
GWith (320003@1)the dude piston

C (x32010@1)      am              em
Pressure wash the quiver bone
GIn (320003@1)the bitch wrinkle

C (x32010@1)   am              em
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
GWith (320003@1)the pork steeple

Bridge:
F (133211@1)                                                                          
If i get you in the loop when
FI (133211@1)make a point to be straight with you then
C (x32010@1)                                  
In lieu of the innuendo 
em              
in the end know my intent though
FI (133211@1)brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)             CI (x32010@1)don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C (x32010@1)     am      em      GFoxtrot (320003@1)Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C (x32010@1)     am      em      GFoxtrot (320003@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo

CPut (x32010@1)the you know what 
am
in the you know where
em
Put the you know what 
Gin (320003@1)the you know where
CPut (x32010@1)the you know what 
am
in the you know where
em
Put the you know what 
Gin (320003@1)the you know where
CPronto (x32010@1)