The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key G
Verse 1:
G (320003@1)                               CMy (x32010@1)baby don't want fancy things.  No diamonds, furs, or limousines
G (320003@1)		           DShe (xx0232@1)just wants my lovin all the time.
G (320003@1)                                     CWhen (x32010@1)I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)                 Gto (320003@1)fill the void when I'm not by her side.

Chorus
C (x32010@1)                           GA (320003@1)multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
A7 (x02020@1)                            Dwith (xx0232@1)a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C (x32010@1)                         GVibroshaft, (320003@1)rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A7 (x02020@1)                             Gthe (320003@1)Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.

Verse 2:

G (320003@1)                                 CSo (x32010@1)i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
G (320003@1)		                   DThat (xx0232@1)takes my place when I'm not by her side.
G (320003@1)                                  CAnd (x32010@1)there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)                     GSo (320003@1)I asked the clerk to show me what he had.

Chorus 2:
C (x32010@1)                                        Ghe (320003@1)had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A7 (x02020@1)                     DA (xx0232@1)g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
C (x32010@1)                              GA (320003@1)backdoor buddy, a latex fist,  that's right I said a latex fist
A7 (x02020@1)                                      Gand (320003@1)a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.

Verse 3:

G (320003@1)                                 CAnd (x32010@1)there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
G (320003@1)		          DIt (xx0232@1)was the one she wanted all along
G (320003@1)                                CI (x32010@1)drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
G (320003@1)                     D (xx0232@1)                 GI (320003@1)shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.

Chorus
            C (x32010@1)                      GIt (320003@1)was a multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
A7 (x02020@1)                           Dwith (xx0232@1)a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C (x32010@1)                          GVibroshaft, (320003@1)rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A7 (x02020@1)                        Dthat (xx0232@1)SOB will never be the same
C (x32010@1)                                 GHe (320003@1)won't forget this love affair.  That toy's still in his derriere
A7 (x02020@1)                                 G (320003@1)And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.