Intro: C

CCongratulations! (x32010@1)Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo.

AmCongratulations! (x02210@1)All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you.

Dm (xx0231@1)        GWhoa. (320003@1)Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

CCongratulations! (x32010@1)Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?

AmCongratulations! (x02210@1)Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?

Dm (xx0231@1)        GWhoa. (320003@1)Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

C (x32010@1)                 GNice (320003@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C (x32010@1)                 G#Nice (xx1114@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm (xx0231@1)            G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)             GYou (320003@1)finally did something right and I'm two percent bummed it wasn't me.

Interlude: CG C (x32010@1)  CG C (x32010@1)  CG C (x32010@1)Fm (133111@1)CI (x32010@1)hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free

AmAnd (x02210@1)I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry.

Dm (xx0231@1)        GWhoa. (320003@1)Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Am (x02210@1)                                   GNow (320003@1)Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band.

Am (x02210@1)                             F (133211@1)                    GJenna's (320003@1)got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! w00t!

C (x32010@1)                 GNice (320003@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C (x32010@1)                 G#Nice (xx1114@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm (xx0231@1)            G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)             AmYou (x02210@1)finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl.

Dm (xx0231@1)              GAnd (320003@1)tell us about him when you get home.

C (x32010@1)                 G (320003@1)                      Am (x02210@1)            FThen (133211@1)you'll get the news from me that you'll never quit this band.

C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)                         Am (x02210@1)         
And we're taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you're 

Fhome (133211@1)because we can.

C (x32010@1)                                 G (320003@1)                Am (x02210@1)                  
And sure it's out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook 

Fhands. (133211@1)
C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                           Am (x02210@1)So remember when you're back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to 

     Fbe (133211@1)a part of a ska band.

N.C.
One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three!

C (x32010@1)                 GNice (320003@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C (x32010@1)                 G#Nice (xx1114@1)going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm (xx0231@1)            G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)                 AmYou (x02210@1)finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off!

Dm (xx0231@1)            G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)             AmWe're (x02210@1)all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs

Dm (xx0231@1)                G (320003@1)            Cor (x32010@1)at least tell Ferret to sign my band? 

Interlude: CG C (x32010@1)  CG C (x32010@1) CG C (x32010@1)FmDiiiiiii...ck. (133111@1)