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Esus4: 022200


Intro: D G A  D G A

D (xx0232@1)                 AI (x02220@1)remember sayin' I don't care either way 
Bm (x24432@1)                  A (x02220@1)    GJust (320003@1)as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok 
D (xx0232@1)                            AThen (x02220@1)the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen 
            Bm (x24432@1)                  A (x02220@1)        GAnd (320003@1)said "Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means" 
A (x02220@1)                         GAnd (320003@1)I started wondering who he was going to be 
    A (x02220@1)                         G (320003@1)                A (x02220@1)
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me 

G (320003@1)                                      AHe'll (x02220@1)probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast 
D (xx0232@1)                        Bm (x24432@1)                 AEnd (x02220@1)up every summer wearin something in a cast 
G (320003@1)                D/F# (200232@1)              Em (022000@1)                       AHe's (x02220@1)gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street 
G (320003@1)                          A (x02220@1)
He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights 
Bm (x24432@1)             A (x02220@1)             Esus4E
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 
   G (320003@1)              F#m (244222@1)                Bm (x24432@1)E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1) 
It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me 


D G A

D (xx0232@1)                     AI (x02220@1)can see him right now knees all skinned up 
       Bm (x24432@1)             A (x02220@1)      GWith (320003@1)a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck 
D (xx0232@1)                          AWon't (x02220@1)he be a sight with his football helmet on 
Bm (x24432@1)                      A (x02220@1)      GThat'll (320003@1)be his first love till his first love comes along 
A (x02220@1)                              GHe'll (320003@1)get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens 
A (x02220@1)                         G (320003@1)           AAnd (x02220@1)heaven help him if he's anything like me 


G (320003@1)                                  AHe'll (x02220@1)probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast 
D (xx0232@1)                         BmGet (x24432@1)a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass 
G (320003@1)        D/F# (200232@1)             Em (022000@1)                        A (x02220@1)He's gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week 
G (320003@1)                          A (x02220@1) 
He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights 
Bm (x24432@1)              A (x02220@1)             Esus4E
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 
G (320003@1)                   F#m (244222@1)            Bm (x24432@1)    E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)      GIt's (320003@1)safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me 

G F#m Em D A

A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)               AHe's (x02220@1)gonna love me and hate me along the way 
A (x02220@1)                 G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)                AThe (x02220@1)years are gonna fly by I already dread the day 
G (320003@1)                       AHe's (x02220@1)gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand 
Bm (x24432@1)                A (x02220@1)              Esus4E
He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave 
G (320003@1)                 F#m (244222@1)           BmBut (x24432@1)as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out 
E (022100@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)If he's anything like me 
GThere's (320003@1)worse folks to be like 
F#m (244222@1)       Bm (x24432@1)    E (022100@1)     A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1) GA DAw (xx0232@1)he'll be alright if he's anything like me