simple as hell song. all you need is a capo and an ounce of talent (second 
ingredient is debatable). all chords are relative to the capo so when it says C 
make a C shape. its technically an F# but you can just pretend.

capo on 6th fret.

C (x32010@1)              
So I walked into the bank and I gave the teller a note.It said, 
FFill (133211@1)this bag up with cash or I'm gonna slit your throat
         CI (x32010@1)thought for sure my plan would fail and I would end up in jail
FBut (133211@1)much to my surprise she complied with a smile
     CSo (x32010@1)I stepped up to the sunny city street and I realized
        FThat (133211@1)my getaway driver got away without me
CSo (x32010@1)I'd have to walk home, all alone on my own,
          FWith (133211@1)this big gym bag full of money that I stole
F (133211@1)                              GAnd (320003@1)the streets were filled with cops and thugs
     C (x32010@1)                 FSo (133211@1)I couldn't let on how happy I was
F (133211@1)                    GI (320003@1)couldn't let em know what I had done
        C (x32010@1)                  F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)         F (133211@1)
I had to walk real slow even though I wanted to run
            CI (x32010@1)wanted to run

CSee, (x32010@1)at the time I was running low on hope
             FI (133211@1)was at the end of the end of the end of my rope
          CAnd (x32010@1)I was down on my luck, so I couldn't give a fuck,
         FSomething (133211@1)made me think I should try to rob a bank
          CAnd (x32010@1)maybe then my face would finally be in the paper
          FThe (133211@1)reporter would mention that I was a singer
     CAnd (x32010@1)the people would want to hear my troubled songs
               FThey'd (133211@1)send me letters in jail tellin' me how they liked them
F (133211@1)                        GAnd (320003@1)I wouldn't worry about bein' set free
     C (x32010@1)                           FIt'd (133211@1)be enough knowin' that people listened to me sing
F (133211@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)on the day I was eventually released
C (x32010@1)                         F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)      FThere'd (133211@1)be so many people waitin' out there to meet me
         CTo (x32010@1)meet me

CWell (x32010@1)that was autumn and I walked through the winter
FNow (133211@1)it's spring, no, it's nearly summer
    CAnd (x32010@1)my feet are tired and my hands are so cold
       FBut (133211@1)I'm almost home, just a few blocks to go
    CBut (x32010@1)what awaits me there? I do not know
              FWill (133211@1)there be FBI guys waiting at my door?
  COr (x32010@1)will the coast be clear? When I finally make it there
      FAfter (133211@1)all of this walkin' I don't know if I care
F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)     
But it would be so nice
   C (x32010@1)                      F (133211@1) 
to open up the door and to step inside
F (133211@1)                    GTo (320003@1)throw this bag down on the floor
   C (x32010@1)                  FAnd (133211@1)not have to worry about it anymore
F (133211@1)                              G (320003@1)
And I would feed the cat and I would check the mail
        C (x32010@1)                          FCall (133211@1)up all of my friends and let em know I'm not in jail
F (133211@1)                           GTell (320003@1)'em sometimes it's worth all the chances you take
             C (x32010@1)                   F (133211@1)                     C (x32010@1)   FAnd (133211@1)start thinkin' about all the smoothies that I'm gonna make
     C (x32010@1)               F (133211@1)         C (x32010@1)      F (133211@1)           CThat (x32010@1)I'm gonna make