G (320003@1)                                         C (x32010@1)        AmSheriff (x02210@1)Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer
       G (320003@1)                                 C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)he was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared in Panorama
G (320003@1)                                      C (x32010@1)                 Am (x02210@1)      G (320003@1)Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
                                         C (x32010@1)          Am (x02210@1)With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium and amphetamines
         G (320003@1)                               C (x32010@1)          AmNow (x02210@1)he's moving up onto second base behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
   G (320003@1)                                 C (x32010@1)        AmAt (x02210@1)six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
          G (320003@1)                          C (x32010@1)               AmWith (x02210@1)more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
G (320003@1)                              C (x32010@1)          AmJust (x02210@1)about to take the stage the one and only hold the front page

G (320003@1)                       C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)      GFatman's (320003@1)got something to sell to the capital's homeless
                  C (x32010@1)          Am (x02210@1)      GAt (320003@1)The Crossroads Motelfor the no-fixed-abodeless
                           C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)       G (320003@1)Where you can live life in style you can sleep in a closet
                       C (x32010@1)                   Am (x02210@1)       GAnd (320003@1)if you flash him a smile he'll take your teeth as deposit


                    C (x32010@1)                    Am (x02210@1)There's bats in the belfry the windows are jammed
                  C (x32010@1)                         DThe (xx0232@1)toilets ain't healthy and he don't give a damn
                     Em (022000@1)                     Amhe (x02210@1)just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman,
             C (x32010@1)                Da (xx0232@1)born again Rachman Here comes Sheriff Fatman
	
         G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)                Am (x02210@1)      GWith (320003@1)his valium, amphetamines his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
                                 C (x32010@1)        Am (x02210@1)          GAnd (320003@1)just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen, 
              C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)          GDead (320003@1)legs and cracked heads Bunk-beds and breakfasts
 C (x32010@1)   A (x02220@1)                         G (320003@1)    CAm
Wake up you sleepy headcases	check this
G C Am (etc)

G (320003@1)                                C (x32010@1)          AmMoving (x02210@1)up now to take the place of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
   G (320003@1)                                 C (x32010@1)        AmAt (x02210@1)six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
          G (320003@1)                          C (x32010@1)               AmWith (x02210@1)more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
     G (320003@1)                            C (x32010@1)          AmIn (x02210@1)a hatchback from Notre Dame, the one and only Sheriff Fatman
G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)      GIn (320003@1)goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience
                      C (x32010@1)          Am (x02210@1)   GSomeone (320003@1)call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
               C (x32010@1)        Am (x02210@1)      Ghe's (320003@1)buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
     C (x32010@1)          AmFrom (x02210@1)Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
	
                    C (x32010@1)                     AmThere's (x02210@1)bats in the belfrey the windows are jammed
                  C (x32010@1)                     DThe (xx0232@1)toilets ain't healthy he don't give a damn
                     Em (022000@1)                     AmHe (x02210@1)just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman
           CLadies (x32010@1)and gentlemen,I give you . . .
D (xx0232@1)            ASHERIFF (x02220@1)FATMAN!

D (xx0232@1)  Aetc (x02220@1)