EmTo (022000@1)die for his mother country 

            C (x32010@1)          
isn't every fathers wish 

              D (xx0232@1)                 
But if you're ever feeling hungry 

Em (022000@1)                    
feast your eyes on this 

Em (022000@1)                          
Bullied beat up cabbaged kids 

      C (x32010@1)                     
to be patched up by the nurse 

D (xx0232@1)                           
who's carrying the baggage in 

Em (022000@1)                           
for the private patients first 


(Em, C, D, Em)
(Em, C, D, Em)


Em (022000@1)                               
and the doctor's praying to Buddha 

C (x32010@1)                        
"Send me to another town!" 

D (xx0232@1)                  
A shovelful of sugar 

                Em (022000@1)             
won't help that medicine go down 

Em (022000@1)                              
As the actress said to the bishop 

C (x32010@1)                        
I stand accused your Grace 

       D (xx0232@1)                    
of the seven deadly cynicisms 

      Em (022000@1)                
and a total lack of faith 



G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)  BmAnd (x24432@1)if I put this gun against my head 

G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)  
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)   
But if I listen to my heart 

         Bm (x24432@1)             G (320003@1)   
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

           C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)     
so I'll do something else instead 



Em (022000@1)                         
(Billy's smart, Bily's smart, circus for the bleeding hearts 
feed the world, heal the sick, take the piss out of the shit 
live your life without a net, stick your head down a lion's neck 
and listen to the people cheer send in the clowns 
don't bother they're here) 


Em (022000@1)                            
To die for his mother's country 

           C (x32010@1)          
isn't every fathers wish 

              D (xx0232@1)                 
But if you're ever feeling hungry 

Em (022000@1)                    
feast your eyes on this 

Em (022000@1)                 
under funded O.A.P.s 

C (x32010@1)                   
turn to life of crime 

D (xx0232@1)                             Em (022000@1) 
The great cucumber robberies of 1989 

Em (022000@1)                          
Send 'em down and bang 'em up 

     C (x32010@1)                     
in a South London maisonette 

D (xx0232@1)                         
unlicensed and unregistered 

             Em (022000@1)            
it shouldn't happen to a vet 

Em (022000@1)                              
As the actress said to the bishop 

C (x32010@1)                      
the Rabbi and the Priest 

D (xx0232@1)                         
My eyes have seen the glory 

Em (022000@1)                     
I'm a born again atheist 


G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)  BmAnd (x24432@1)if I put this gun against my head 

G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)  
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)   
But if I listen to my heart 

Bm (x24432@1)                      G (320003@1)   
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)     
so I'll shoot someone else instead 

G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)  BmAnd (x24432@1)if I put this gun against my head 

G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)  
and pull the trigger I'll be dead 

G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)   
But if I listen to my heart 

Bm (x24432@1)                      G (320003@1)   
it say's Billy that ain't smart 

              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)     
so I'll shoot someone else instead 

EmGoodbye (022000@1)