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Capo on IV

Pretty simple pattern here: each verse is C F G, and each chorus is F C G C. Drop 
your pinkie on the high E string if you'd like.

CWell (x32010@1)I was outside city hall

FSlipped (133211@1)and took a terrible fall

G (320003@1)                                    CNegligence (x32010@1)on the part of I don't care who

I fell so hard I was seeing stars

FDollar (133211@1)signs fell from Mars

G (320003@1)                                    CThe (x32010@1)man who helped me up said I should sue



FHe (133211@1)was a lawyer

C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1) CHe (x32010@1)was all out of breath



COnce (x32010@1)I had an accident

FNot (133211@1)too bad, just a little dent

G (320003@1)                        CA (x32010@1)Mercedes hit me from the rear

A man walked out in a three piece suit

FAsked (133211@1)if a thousand dollars would do

G (320003@1)                              CI (x32010@1)said let me think for a minute here

CHORUS
FGotta (133211@1)talk to my lawyer

CI (x32010@1)might have whiplash

GI (320003@1)might have trauma

CLet's (x32010@1)not talk petty cash

FI've (133211@1)got a witness

CPut (x32010@1)a hand on the bible

GJury (320003@1)jury hallelujah

CYou (x32010@1)might be liable

Well my mama said Uncle Jim
I just don't know what's wrong with him
That son of mine is a no good big wazoo
Well I have never overheard
Such a bunch of slanderous words
I tell you mama, I've got a mind to sue

CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Mama that was vicious
Defamation of character, wrongful and malicious
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable, mama

Then I was trying to open up my map
Spilled my coffee on my lap
How was I to know that it was hot
Went back to that fast food place
To the manager with the happy face
Said I want the name of whoever brewed that pot

CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Think I've got a pretty good case
Get some crutches, maybe put on a neck brace
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable