Tabbed By: Pillie

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Gm (355333@1)                   DmI'm (xx0231@1)a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Cm (x3101x@1)                 Gm (355333@1)      FAnger (133211@1)is a permanent character trait
Gm (355333@1)                           DmMy (xx0231@1)letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?

Gm (355333@1)                         DmI'm (xx0231@1)a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
Cm (x3101x@1)                Gm (355333@1)         FI'm (133211@1)almost 50 and I live with my Mum
Gm (355333@1)                   DmI (xx0231@1)hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         Gm (355333@1)          DWould (xx0232@1)you like to add me as a friend?



Gm (355333@1)    DmAdd (xx0231@1)me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)               F (133211@1)                GmMy (355333@1)mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm (355333@1)    Dm (xx0231@1)  
Add me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmF#m FWould (133211@1)you like to add me as a friend?
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?



Gm (355333@1)                         DmI'm (xx0231@1)a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Cm (x3101x@1)                               Gm (355333@1)    FPeeping (133211@1)through the curtains in my dog costume
Gm (355333@1)                              DmThe (xx0231@1)voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?

Gm (355333@1)                            DmI'd (xx0231@1)really like to mail you the picture that I drew
Cm (x3101x@1)                      Gm (355333@1)    FIt's (133211@1)Kylie's body but the head is you
Gm (355333@1)                                  DmI've (xx0231@1)asked you fifty times before I'm asking you again
Cm (x3101x@1)               F (133211@1)        Gm (355333@1)             DWould (xx0232@1)you like to add me as a friend?



Gm (355333@1)    DmAdd (xx0231@1)me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)               F (133211@1)                GmMy (355333@1)mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm (355333@1)    Dm (xx0231@1)  
Add me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmF#m FWould (133211@1)you like to add me as a friend?
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?



Gm (355333@1)                         DmHere's (xx0231@1)a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Cm (x3101x@1)                             Gm (355333@1)    Fdoing (133211@1)a trick with an egg that I like to perform
Gm (355333@1)                             Dmat (xx0231@1)a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?

Gm (355333@1)                             DmI've (xx0231@1)added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
Cm (x3101x@1)                                    Gm (355333@1)         FI'm (133211@1)going to find your address so I can visit you at home
Gm (355333@1)                      DmI (xx0231@1)don't like people but I like to pretend
Cm (x3101x@1)               F (133211@1)        Gm (355333@1)         DWould (xx0232@1)you like to add me as a friend?



Gm (355333@1)    DmAdd (xx0231@1)me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)               F (133211@1)                GmMy (355333@1)mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm (355333@1)    Dm (xx0231@1)  
Add me. Add me
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmF#m FWould (133211@1)you like to add me as a friend?
Cm (x3101x@1)              F (133211@1)         GmWould (355333@1)you like to add me as a friend?