G#mSunday (133111@4)nights that you wanna
               BBlack (x2444x@1)velvet cake
                 G#mSweet (133111@4)heart can bargain
                BHalf (x2444x@1)price mistakes
                        G#mShe (133111@4)will go down with her ship
                 BLike (x2444x@1)a good captain
                             E (022100@1)      
You're sitting on the dock playing for
                BAn (x2444x@1)audience of one

G# (xx1114@1)F# (244322@1)             Booooohhhh (x2444x@1)- ooooohhhh!

(F#)           G#m (133111@4)      (F#)      BPacing (x2444x@1)your apartment, linoleum floors
  (F#)                G#mGet (133111@4)a call from an old friend
          (F#)          BShe (x2444x@1)never like them before
        (F#)            G#mHe (133111@4)will drive all over three lanes
     (F#)       BYou (x2444x@1)sit tight, shotgun
                     EWind (022100@1)shield wipers waving for
                BAn (x2444x@1)audience of one

                      G#mYou (133111@4)came out from the country
                   BWearing (x2444x@1)momma's clothes
                      G#mYou (133111@4)were born in the city
            BDaddy's (x2444x@1)dominoes
                           G#mYou (133111@4)need a record you can move to
             BWell (x2444x@1)we got one
  
Drop the needle
        E (022100@1)                        BWe (x2444x@1)are playing for an audience of one
  
Drop the needle
        E (022100@1)                        BWe (x2444x@1)are playing for an audience of one

C#m (x13321@4) B (x2444x@1)F# (244322@1)C#m (x13321@4)                B (x2444x@1)     F#One (244322@1)gets all of you two jealous
C#m (x13321@4)                B (x2444x@1)     F#Three (244322@1)get even less
C#m (x13321@4)                B (x2444x@1)         F#Four (244322@1)divides you up then you're left
C#m (x13321@4)                B (x2444x@1)     F#Pleasing (244322@1)all your guests

                       G#mReach (133111@4)out you point a finger
                BAnd (x2444x@1)touch the globe
        (F#)             G#mSpin (133111@4)around and where it stops
                         BYou've (x2444x@1)got to pack your bags and go
                  G#mLand (133111@4)in the Mohave Desert
(F#)          BSing (x2444x@1)for the sun

                              E (022100@1)                        BThree's (x2444x@1)too many when you're playing for an audience of one
                            E (022100@1)                        BTwo's (x2444x@1)too busy when you're playing for an audience of one
                     E (022100@1)                        BOne (x2444x@1)is the only way playing for an audience of one

G#m (133111@4)          Boooooh (x2444x@1)- oooooh! 


G#m (133111@4)          Boooooh (x2444x@1)- oooooh! 


G#m (133111@4)          Boooooh (x2444x@1)- oooooh! 

G#m (133111@4)          Boooooh (x2444x@1)- oooooh!