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Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 17:44:05 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
From: "Moir, Adam C" 
Subject: c/convicted_sex_offenders/internet_chick.crd

Internet Chick
Performed By: The Convicted Sex Offenders and The Three Deaf Mexicans
Written By: Matthew Berra
Tabbed By: Adam Moir
		Internet Chick

Intro:  D5 (xx023x@1)B5 (x244xx@1)G5 (355xxx@1)A5 (x022xx@1)  2x
Verse 1
D5 (xx023x@1)                 B5 (x244xx@1)                         A5I (x022xx@1)spent my life, searching for a girl,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                A5I (x022xx@1)serched High and Low, I serched the world.
D5 (xx023x@1)                                           B5 (x244xx@1)                                               A5The (x022xx@1)other day I finaly found her, she's not where I thought she'd be,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                      A5I (x022xx@1)met her over my computer, We had cyber chemistry.

Refrain 1:
G5 (355xxx@1)                    A5 (x022xx@1)   D5 (xx023x@1)               B5She's (x244xx@1)my internet girl, I met her out in cyber space,
G5 (355xxx@1)             A5 (x022xx@1)     D5 (xx023x@1)             B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, I've never even seen her face,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)  D5 (xx023x@1)             B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, says that she loves me,
G5 (355xxx@1)           A5 (x022xx@1)      B5I (x244xx@1)met her over my PC.

Verse 2:
D5 (xx023x@1)            B5 (x244xx@1)                                   A5I (x022xx@1)logged on, went into my favorite chat,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                  A5Typed (x022xx@1)in What's going on, nobody replied to that.
D5 (xx023x@1)                                                    B5 (x244xx@1)                                          A5I (x022xx@1)sat there sad till sombody asked me, would you like to talk privately,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                                           A5Surprised (x022xx@1)and happy I quickly typed back, oh yes definetly.

Refrain 2:
G5 (355xxx@1)                     A5 (x022xx@1)           D5 (xx023x@1)                B5Then (x244xx@1)I met my internet girl, I decided to get daring,
G5 (355xxx@1)             A5 (x022xx@1)          D5 (xx023x@1)                 B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, I typed in what are you wearing,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)   D5 (xx023x@1)                B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, typed on back to me,
G5 (355xxx@1)         A5 (x022xx@1)              B5A (x244xx@1)pair of silk, black panties.

Verse 3:
D5 (xx023x@1)                                   B5 (x244xx@1)                                       A5That (x022xx@1)moment I got excited, I didn't know just what to do,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                                           A5Confused (x022xx@1)and happy I quickly typed back, Black panties I'm wearing them too.
D5 (xx023x@1)                              B5 (x244xx@1)                                    A5That (x022xx@1)moment I realized, what it was I had just said,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                           A5I (x022xx@1)didn't look like a sexual genius, I just looked like a pervert instead.

Refrain 3:
G5 (355xxx@1)                 A5 (x022xx@1)      D5 (xx023x@1)                 B5And (x244xx@1)then my internet, I sat waiting for her reply,
G5 (355xxx@1)           A5 (x022xx@1)        D5 (xx023x@1)                    B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, I thought that I was gonna die,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)  D5 (xx023x@1)                  B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, typed on back to me,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)        B5That (x244xx@1)makes me so horny.

Verse 4:
D5 (xx023x@1)                                                B5 (x244xx@1)                               A5Our (x022xx@1)relationship started to blossom, into what you see today,
G5 (355xxx@1)                                       A5We (x022xx@1)talk over our computers, while wearing women's lingerie.

Refrain 5:
G5 (355xxx@1)                 A5 (x022xx@1)     D5 (xx023x@1)                   B5She's (x244xx@1)my internet girl, she's such a part of my life,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)     D5 (xx023x@1)                   B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, I want to make her my wife,
G5 (355xxx@1)           A5 (x022xx@1)   D5 (xx023x@1)          B5My (x244xx@1)internet girl, we will always be,
G5 (355xxx@1)            A5 (x022xx@1)         B5Together (x244xx@1)through technology.

If you have any questions drop me an e-mail moirac@jmu.edu.