Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine ------------------------------ Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm. ------------------------------ INTRO: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G[x3] (320003@1)C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) FF F (133211@1) GDumb (320003@1)Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid VERSE 1: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GBut (320003@1)you're screaming C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GBut (320003@1)I'm dreaming C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)I'm so fed up, so fed up PRE-CHORUS 1: Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmI (x02210@1)wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmCause (x02210@1)I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmNo (x02210@1)matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)I will be obsessed til the end, til the end CHORUS: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to! C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you! INTERLUDE: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G[x2] (320003@1) VERSE 2: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GCause (320003@1)it makes me tired C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)I'm glad you're admired C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GI'm (320003@1)a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you. F (133211@1) F (133211@1) F (133211@1) GI'm (320003@1)sexually retarded. INTERLUDE: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)PRE-CHORUS 2: Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmSpeaking (x02210@1)of jacking, I was doing it today Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmBut (x02210@1)then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1)AmCause (x02210@1)I've got quite an addictive personality. CHORUS: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to! C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you! SOLO: Am G Em Am [x4] PRE-CHORUS 3: Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AmYou're (x02210@1)not the first I've done a song about, trust me. Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) AI'm (x02220@1)really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls! CHORUS: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you! BRIDGE: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CI'm (x32010@1)obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed G (320003@1) FI'm (133211@1)obsessed, I'm obsessed CHORUS: C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to! C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you! [x2]