Cosmo Jarvis - Sure As Hell Not Jesus ------------------------------ Key of B with Capo 2, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ A lot of the guitar chords in this song are hard to decipher; I always found something to tweak in these chords after I took a break and came back. The chord after Bm in the chorus is hard to hear, but it sounds like either an E or an A. I went with E because it fits better with the A at the end of the chorus and also follows the pattern of the solo towards the end. The bridge has sort of a partial key change, and it's *very* difficult to hear the chords clearly, but the progression I came up with sounds pretty much perfect when I play it together with the song. ------------------------------ The song is played with a Capo 2, as seen in the "rehearsal" video on YouTube. If you're not using a capo, hit the "Up 2 Half Steps" button. I like playing it in the key of C (hit "Up 3 Half Steps") since it sounds best like that on my ukulele. ------------------------------ [Capo 2] VERSE 1: DHere (xx0232@1)I sit BmIf (x24432@1)I didn't need nobody, I'd thank God for it E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Ab A) There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it DIt'd (xx0232@1)be me and my brain Bm (x24432@1) EAnd (022100@1)my pain, and my shame DI (xx0232@1)guess I do BmThis (x24432@1)carpark's only got one space and it's for you E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Ab A) Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through DTo (xx0232@1)where I won't need a light BmTo (x24432@1)see at night E (022100@1) (D) Cos I'll be alright CHORUS: E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EYou're (022100@1)sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EThank (022100@1)you very much for putting faith in me Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EReminding (022100@1)me a light was once so great to be Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Amaj7) I'm glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me VERSE 2: DHere (xx0232@1)I wait BmFor (x24432@1)something bad and saddening to draw my way E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Ab A) I fight to give it everything and lose I may DBut (xx0232@1)I still got you somewhere BmIt's (x24432@1)just upstairs EMaybe (022100@1)I care DGuess (xx0232@1)I am BmNo (x24432@1)big and strong Goliath, I'm a wandering man E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Ab A) And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand DComes (xx0232@1)and slaps me and then BmIt (x24432@1)goes again E (022100@1) (D) I guess you're my friend CHORUS: E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EYou're (022100@1)sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EThank (022100@1)you very much for putting faith in me Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) EReminding (022100@1)me a light was once so great to be Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Amaj7) I'm glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me BRIDGE: BmSo (x24432@1)thanks, my little angel, (thank you too!) DFor (xx0232@1)watching over me G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) BmShe (x24432@1)says she's gonna break my nose AIf (x02220@1)I don't behave next week SOLO: Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E (022100@1)CHORUS REPRISE: E (022100@1) BmYou're (x24432@1)sure as hell not Jesus, but you're saving me E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) BmSaving (x24432@1)me, saving me, saving me, saving me E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) ESaving (022100@1)me, saving me, saviiiing meeeeee! Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) (Amaj7) Glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me OUTRO: Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)EBm E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)EBm E- (022100@1)Bm (x24432@1)E