Cross Canadian Ragweed / Carney Man

By: Kyle Bennett


CI (x32010@1)want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe
                          FI (133211@1)want a squirtin' flower, squirt it on you
              CLike (x32010@1)all the bad clowns do.
G (320003@1)                    F (133211@1)       CI (x32010@1)want juggle bowling pins in the sun
G (320003@1)                      F (133211@1)                      CI (x32010@1)want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun.

CI'll (x32010@1)sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight
                              FI'll (133211@1)even sell the corndogs, I don't care
            CAs (x32010@1)long as I am there.
G (320003@1)                   F (133211@1)       CI'll (x32010@1)hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
G (320003@1)                    F (133211@1)                          CI'll (x32010@1)ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank.

(chorus)
CI'm (x32010@1)a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man,

Solo:  

CA (x32010@1)human cannon ball, I rise above it all
                          F (133211@1)                    CUp (x32010@1)higher than the trapeze, I can fly oh shit I'm gonna die.
G (320003@1)                   F (133211@1)      CI (x32010@1)am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks
G (320003@1)                   F (133211@1)                           CEvery (x32010@1)hour I come to find out, this job it fucking sucks
 

Have fun with the song