Tabbed by: lusion01
Email: illu[dot]215[at]gmail[dot][com]

Just a thought: I have made the chords as primary barre chords, but I've seen a video 
in the first verse Dan plays the open D chord while playing
the C and Bb acting as bass lines on the 5th string, although on the next verse he then 
primary barre chords. Whichever version shouldn't
make too much of a difference, but I think it's cool to have that variation with open 
primary barre chords.
I altered some of the lyrics from the booklet just 'cause the song says otherwise.

It's 1/2 step down tuning on the album version, but I've tried transcribing some live 
and it's played in standard. It's up to you to decide which one you like, hence why I have 
not selected a specific tuning. Anyway, here's the song.

All chords are primary barre chords except when stated otherwise (e.g. "Bm(2)" is my way 
saying that this is a secondary barre chord)

D (xx0232@1)             C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)          GAmerican (320003@1)Apparel had a special on khaki
       D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)      B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)         GWith (320003@1)a matching balaclava stitched in Northern Italy
    D (xx0232@1)                     C (x32010@1) BBb                 GWell (320003@1)it just got me thinking and I flashed my credit card
         C(open)          A7(open)
I must admit I might have been a trifle hard

D (xx0232@1)                 C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)  Bb (x1333x@1)             G (320003@1)I read the weather makers, read some Gandhi too
      D (xx0232@1)                          C (x32010@1)  B (x2444x@1)Bb (x1333x@1)       
And I thought about the space that does exist 'tween me and you
       D (xx0232@1)                            CB Bb (x1333x@1)        
Then I stole some high explosive from the coffin cheaters club
       C(open)         A7(open)
Then I vanished like a ninja to the scrub

Bm(2)  F#m
 I am the Decommissioner
A(open)      Em(open)
Guilty of the worst sedition
G(open)
Helicopters on my trail
    A(open)       C(open)
I'm dancing like a hare krishna!

(D C B Bb G X2)

D (xx0232@1)                   CB
Like Steve McQueen on my 250
Bb (x1333x@1)              GO-er (320003@1)the compound fence
        D (xx0232@1)                    C (x32010@1)  BWell (x2444x@1)the blood had lifted to my head
   Bb (x1333x@1)           GMy (320003@1)legs were in suspense
     DAnd (xx0232@1)I rammed a stick of jelly
C (x32010@1)   B (x2444x@1) Bb (x1333x@1)            G'Neath (320003@1)the cooling towers wall
             C(open)          A7(open)
I crashed the boom gate as the bricks began to fall

Bm(2)   F#m
  I am the Decommissioner
A(open)      Em(open)
Taking the extreme position
G(open)
Taunting the police commissioner!
Bm(2)        F#m (244222@1) I am the Decommissioner
A(open)       Em(open)
Guilty of the worst sedition
G(open)
Service station cameras catch me
A(open)       C(open)
Chantin' like a hare krishna!

(Wacky instrumental high speed chase through Gippsland commences.While this occurs, play 
open D for 4 bars)

D(open)
Road blocks on all the highways
Bb(2)    C(open)
I slunk along the creeks
D(open)
Soon joined by angry scientists
Bb(2)       C(open)
And some old Jesus freaks
D(open)
Collecting strange disciples
Bb(2)       C(open)
We hatched a brand new plan
D(open)
We started pre production
    Bb(2)         C(open)
On a touring indie band!

D (xx0232@1)                    C (x32010@1)BWe (x2444x@1)went up the freeway in our black tarago
Bb (x1333x@1)        GRun (320003@1)on solar power
D (xx0232@1)                  C (x32010@1) BDecommissioning (x2444x@1)power stations
    Bb (x1333x@1)             GThe (320003@1)cops close by the hour
  D (xx0232@1)                      C (x32010@1)   BReviewers (x2444x@1)in their leather trench coats
Bb (x1333x@1)          GSettin' (320003@1)up my buzz
           C(open)     A7(open)
Say I'll be famous if I just avoid the fuzz!

Bm(2)    F#m
Oh Mr. Police Commissioner
A(open)        Em(open)
Look at it from my position
 G(open)
Apocalypse is comin'
       Bm(2)       F#mAnd (244222@1)I'm really a concerned parishioner
A(open)     Em(open)
Acting on my own volition
G(open)
Taking the extreme position
    A(open)           C(open)
I'm tired of all this indecision!
(Boom)