Bb (x1333x@1)                      CWhen (x32010@1)i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
          G (320003@1)                    Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bbi (x1333x@1)get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
       Bb (x1333x@1)             Ci (x32010@1)slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
     G (320003@1)                       Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1)  Bbi (x1333x@1)reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
               
                CHORUS

Bb (x1333x@1)     C (x32010@1)            
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
              G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)   G (320003@1)  BbThey (x1333x@1)got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
 Bb (x1333x@1)      C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                 Bb (x1333x@1)  G (320003@1)  Bb1800 (x1333x@1)transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah

Bb,C,G,Bb/G/Bb ,Bb,C,G,Bb/G/Bb

Bb (x1333x@1)                CI (x32010@1)slip into my panties, into my fishnets
            G (320003@1)                  Bb (x1333x@1)  G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1)      
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
    Bb (x1333x@1)                   Ci (x32010@1)grab my anal probe and i ram it home
         G (320003@1)                     Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bbwhile (x1333x@1)i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)

CHORUS then

BRIDGE
 E (022100@1)              Gand (320003@1)in the day, when nobodies home
 Bb (x1333x@1)                           Ci (x32010@1)feel the k k calling of my telephone
  E (022100@1)               Gi (320003@1)grab my dildo,my ky jelly
  Bb (x1333x@1)                       Cmy (x32010@1)ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)



Bb (x1333x@1)     C (x32010@1)            
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
              G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)   G (320003@1) BbThey (x1333x@1)got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
 Bb (x1333x@1)      C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                 Bb (x1333x@1)  G (320003@1)  Bb1800 (x1333x@1)transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak

Bb (x1333x@1)           C (x32010@1)            
 1800 yeah the trannies are comin
              G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)      G (320003@1) BbThey (x1333x@1)are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
 Bb (x1333x@1)           C (x32010@1)             
1800 yeah you better run fast
  G (320003@1)                               Bbcause (x1333x@1)they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
               OUTRO (repeat)

#a          C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Bb/G/Bb
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