You will only use 3 chords. Dm-C-G
Hope you enjoy.

Standard Tuning.

DmMondays (xx0231@1)is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Dm (xx0231@1)                                    C (x32010@1)         GI've (320003@1)been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
Dm (xx0231@1)  C (x32010@1)GWhoah (320003@1)Dm (xx0231@1)                        C (x32010@1)       GPolishing (320003@1)a compass that I hold in my sleep
Dm (xx0231@1)  C (x32010@1)GWhoah (320003@1)Dm (xx0231@1)                                   C (x32010@1)          GDoubt (320003@1)comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse
Dm (xx0231@1)  C (x32010@1)GWhoah (320003@1)Dm (xx0231@1)There's a Chinese cigarette case
         C (x32010@1)          GAnd (320003@1)the rest you can keep
        C (x32010@1)          GAnd (320003@1)the rest you can keep
        C (x32010@1)          GAnd (320003@1)the rest you can keep


Dm (xx0231@1)                                C (x32010@1)                              GThere's (320003@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm (xx0231@1)                                C (x32010@1)                              GThere's (320003@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall


Dm (xx0231@1)     C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo

Dm C G

Dm (xx0231@1)                                      C (x32010@1)          GThere's (320003@1)this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound
Dm (xx0231@1)                          C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
Dm (xx0231@1)                             C (x32010@1)           GThere'll (320003@1)be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge
Dm (xx0231@1)              
And I'll bring you further roses
         C (x32010@1)         GBut (320003@1)it does you no good
        C (x32010@1)         GAnd (320003@1)it does me no good
        C (x32010@1)          GAnd (320003@1)it does you no good


Dm (xx0231@1)                                C (x32010@1)                              GThere's (320003@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm (xx0231@1)                                C (x32010@1)                              GThere's (320003@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm (xx0231@1)                                C (x32010@1)                              GThere's (320003@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

Dm (xx0231@1)    C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo

Dm (xx0231@1)       C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)