Capo on 1st fret

AMonday: (x02220@1)Late again, today,
                               F#m (244222@1)       Ehe'd (022100@1)be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
F#m (244222@1)         E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)     Dhe'd (xx0232@1)have to hurry out the bus.
        ATuesday: (x02220@1)Horace was so sad,
                           F#m (244222@1)     Ehe'd (022100@1)never had a girl that he could care for,
F#m (244222@1)          E (022100@1)                    A (x02220@1)    Dand (xx0232@1)if he was late once more, he'd be out.
   A (x02220@1)         D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)  Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        A (x02220@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)  Then a voice from above said?
      A (x02220@1)              G (320003@1)   "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
       F#m (244222@1)             F (133211@1)    Go out and find yourself a wife.
     A (x02220@1)             G (320003@1)    Make a stand and be a man,
       F#m (244222@1)            F (133211@1)    And you will have a great life plan."
        A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FYou (133211@1)can do it
          A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FCome (133211@1)on Horace
         AWednesday: (x02220@1)Horace met a girl, 
                          F#m (244222@1)  Eshe (022100@1)was small and she was very pretty,
F#m (244222@1)          E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)       Dhe (xx0232@1)thought he was in love, he was afraid.
       A (x02220@1)Thursday: Asks her for a date, 
                            F#m (244222@1)  Ethe (022100@1)cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
F#m (244222@1)          E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)    Dhis (xx0232@1)head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."
A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)  Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        A (x02220@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)  Then a voice from above said?
      A (x02220@1)              G (320003@1)   "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
       F#m (244222@1)             F (133211@1)    Go out and find yourself a wife.
     A (x02220@1)             G (320003@1)    Make a stand and be a man,
       F#m (244222@1)            F (133211@1)    And you will have a great life plan."
        A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FYou (133211@1)can do it
          A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FCome (133211@1)on Horace
   A (x02220@1)                
Friday: Horace, this is it, 
                           F#m (244222@1)      Ehe (022100@1)asks the girl if maybe they could marry,

F#m (244222@1)            E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)       Dwhen (xx0232@1)she says "gladly." Horace cries.
      A (x02220@1)
Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
                          F#m (244222@1)               E (022100@1)
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
F#m (244222@1)           E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)  Dfor (xx0232@1)the rest of my life." and she did.
   
A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)  Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        A (x02220@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)  Then a voice from above said?
      A (x02220@1)              G (320003@1)   "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
       F#m (244222@1)             F (133211@1)    Go out and find yourself a wife.
     A (x02220@1)             G (320003@1)    Make a stand and be a man,
       F#m (244222@1)            F (133211@1)    And you will have a great life plan."
        A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FHorace (133211@1)Wimp
 A (x02220@1)           G (320003@1)           F#m (244222@1)                       FHorace (133211@1)Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace
A (x02220@1)     G (320003@1)     F#m (244222@1)      F (133211@1)      A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1)    F#m (244222@1)  FMonday (133211@1)Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday 
 A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)      F#m (244222@1) FWednesday (133211@1)Thursday Friday Sunday
A (x02220@1)     G (320003@1)     F#m (244222@1)      F (133211@1)      A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1)    F#m (244222@1)  FMonday (133211@1)Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday 
 A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)      F#m (244222@1) FWednesday (133211@1)Thursday Friday Sunday