DmStep (xx0231@1)right up BbWe (x1333x@1)bring to you the finest entertainment A7And (x02020@1)I am pleased to be your humble servant Dm (xx0231@1) A7Accept (x02020@1)our hospitality, indulge in abnormality DmStep (xx0231@1)right up BbWe've (x1333x@1)something here for everyone's enjoyment A7I (x02020@1)do this as a gift, not for employment Dm (xx0231@1) A7A (x02020@1)portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity D (xx0232@1) ACome (x02220@1)see our girls, crazy girls D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls D (xx0232@1) E7Some (020130@1)of them are really quite attractive as you see A7 (x02020@1) DSome (xx0232@1)are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DWhile (xx0232@1)others still look rather quite a lot like you and me E (022100@1) A7But (x02020@1)you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule D (xx0232@1) E7You (020130@1)shouldn't look this one too long in the eye A7 (x02020@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)that one, let's just keep walking by Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThese (xx0232@1)ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DGrab (xx0232@1)another cup of tea, and follow me D (xx0232@1) ATo (x02220@1)see our girls, crazy girls D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls D (xx0232@1) E7Now, (020130@1)has anybody any clever questions for your guide E (022100@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7For (xx0212@1)a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide. Quiet down! You, sir? D (xx0232@1) E7If (020130@1)insanity's primarily a femininish malady, A7 (x02020@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact, Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThen (xx0232@1)according to the medics, are they faultier genetics? E (022100@1) A7Are (x02020@1)they born with this disease, or is it something they contract? D (xx0232@1) E7It's (020130@1)all to do with reproductive organs A7 (x02020@1) DWhich (xx0232@1)are naturally unstable in a dame Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DYou (xx0232@1)see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony E (022100@1) A7And (x02020@1)they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony DI (xx0232@1)have a question (shoot!) E7Has (020130@1)any patient ever been released A7 (x02020@1) DWould (xx0232@1)you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease? Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DFor (xx0232@1)the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce E (022100@1) A7So (x02020@1)while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose D (xx0232@1) ACome (x02220@1)see the girls, crazy girls D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Except no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion, But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays AHow (x02220@1)big is a lady's brain? Em (022000@1) E7 (020130@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain EmThis (022000@1)seems just a bit inhumane E (022100@1) E7 (020130@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain D (xx0232@1) E7They're (020130@1)really more like animals than people A7 (x02020@1) DWhich, (xx0232@1)as we've proven, haven't any souls at all. Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThe (xx0232@1)only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior E (022100@1) A7And (x02020@1)these are only useful in a seedy music hall D (xx0232@1) E7They (020130@1)don't bite, well they might A7 (x02020@1) DI (xx0232@1)say this one does look hungry tonight Em (022000@1) A7So (x02020@1)get your picture with an inmate DBut (xx0232@1)be sure she's locked up tight EThey're (022100@1)practically wild sir A7 (x02020@1) Protect your child sir D (xx0232@1) E7They (020130@1)don't recall the taste of freedom A7 (x02020@1) DThey're (xx0232@1)just happy if we feed them Em (022000@1) A7So (x02020@1)point and laugh, it isn't bad DThey (xx0232@1)oughtn't mind because they're mad! E (022100@1) A7If (x02020@1)you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls You're welcome to enjoy D (xx0232@1) AOur (x02220@1)girls, crazy girls D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DI've (xx0232@1)got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DSo (xx0232@1)ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut Em (022000@1) A7Your (x02020@1)corsets tight, your morals high DYour (xx0232@1)knitting neat, your yappers shut Em (022000@1) A7This (x02020@1)is what comes of over-educating, D (xx0232@1) Emmentally (022000@1)over-stimulating, A7too (x02020@1)much serious conversating, D (xx0232@1) Emorganized (022000@1)religion-hating, A7sinful (x02020@1)over-copulating, D (xx0232@1) Emmarriage (022000@1)without procreating, A7 (x02020@1) girl-on-girl caught lesbiating, D (xx0232@1) Emshe (022000@1)was caught while masturbating, A7they (x02020@1)all mind manipulating, D (xx0232@1) Emchronically (022000@1)hallucinating, A7certainly (x02020@1)there's no debating, D (xx0232@1) Emsome (022000@1)we just find fascinating, A7women's (x02020@1)rights facilitating, D (xx0232@1) Emindependent (022000@1)thought creating, A7she (x02020@1)just may be complicating, D (xx0232@1) D7get (xx0212@1)your money out, we're waiting To see those EmGirls! (022000@1) A7Girls! (x02020@1) DGirls! (xx0232@1)