Ukulele Lady
As recorded by Ethel Merman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_Merman)
and interpreted by Joe G

This song was used in a Muppet Show sketch and has been done by many performers, this is 
Ethel Merman version:


Standard tuning with a Capo on 7


   G (320003@1) G/F# (320002@1) Em (022000@1)    DIf (xx0232@1)you like a ukulele lady
G (320003@1)     G/F# (320002@1)      Em (022000@1) DUkulele (xx0232@1)lady like a you
   Am (x02210@1)Am7 (x02010@1)   DIf (xx0232@1)you want to linger where it's shady
Am (x02210@1)    D7 (xx0212@1)         GUkulele (320003@1)lady linger too
   G (320003@1) G/F# (320002@1) Em (022000@1)    DIf (xx0232@1)you kiss a ukulele lady
G (320003@1)               G/F# (320002@1)     Em (022000@1)    DWhile (xx0232@1)you promise ever to be true
    Am (x02210@1)Am7 (x02010@1)D (xx0232@1)            Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)  
     GAnd (320003@1)she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

C (x32010@1)                GMaybe (320003@1)she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry
A7Maybe (x02020@1)she will find somebody else
D (xx0232@1)    D7By (xx0212@1)and by
   G (320003@1)  G/F# (320002@1)Em (022000@1)               DTo (xx0232@1)sing to    when it's cool and shady
G (320003@1)              G/F# (320002@1)        Em (022000@1) DWhere (xx0232@1)the tricky wicky wackies woo
   Am (x02210@1)Am7 (x02010@1)   DIf (xx0232@1)you like a ukulele lady
Am (x02210@1)    D7 (xx0212@1)         GUkulele (320003@1)lady like-a you


(Repeat the whole thing)